Nicole Kidman

Nicole looks like they caught her trying to sneak out early.

Cara Delevingne

This is a better attempt at a very casual outfit that also looks put-together and expensive. Emphasis on expensive.

Awkwafina

This is oddball. I'll give her that the red rights/bootaloons, which seem incongruous at first, actually make this more interesting than it would have been otherwise.

Melina Matsoukas, Tracee Ellis Ross in Sportmax

Welcome back Melina, a former Fug Madness nominee with hilariously wacky taste in clothes. This is honestly pretty normal for her. Tracee, conversely, looks WILD. She looks like she's playing a tomato in an adult parody of a kindergarten play. The pic she put on her instagram is even funnier.

Mikey Madison

For the weirdest second I thought they were IN a gym. I hate this setup so much. I also find this bland on her.

Danielle Deadwyler

Her shoes are the most interesting bit -- I like them and I totally understand making them the focal point. I also cannot believe she had to stand there looking like she is Cynthia Erivo's roll-on deodorant getting into position.

Haim

Hang on. Does Haim, as a collective, look... GOOD? Right Haim (Alana) has bad shoes and the tie on her dress is silly, but Left (Este) looks good enough that maybe it averages out?!?

Keira Knightley

This feels... sigh. I would love to see someone rescue her from her rut. (Said because I thought this was Chanel but it's Valentino! I still agree with myself though.) I think it's tired on her and that she'd benefit from a shift into something cooler and more... directed. (I also think she isn't a fashion person and doesn't really care one way or the other. I will care for her.) Imagine her in some slick suits, or some funky Loewe.

Fernanda Torres

This is fine. I also understand that events need portable lighting, but from here that looks like someone left a bag of votives on the floor.

Ayo Edebiri

I just cannot get any kind of handle on what the proportions of this dress are. I want to like it, but it... seems inflatable?

Kiernan Shipka

This says, "I'm just swinging by on my way somewhere else."

Rashida Jones

I miss her Ann Perkins bob.

Cynthia Erivo and Quinta Brunson

I do not care for that on Quinta -- I like the collar, though -- and Cynthia's hat makes her look like a chess piece.

Demi Moore

Little did she know that she was in for such a great night at the Globes. This is fun on her.

Eiza Gonzalez

I would have liked a chance to see this whole thing!

Rachel Sennott

If Sandy from Grease were in a Whitesnake video.

Maisy Stella

We have yet another dress in the category of Being Felt Up From Behind By Someone In Potholders.

Colman Domingo

Excellent.

Kaia Gerber

I can hang with this.

Anna Sawai in Moschino

The textured bit in the back here might be fun. If we had seen more of it.

Stacy Martin

But we get a full-length view of this? But I'm glad, actually; we would have missed out on some deranged shoes.

Justine Lupe

In the parlance of her show, nobody wants this. (The dress. SHE is great.)

Jurnee Smollett

Likewise, it is very hard to have a feeling about this. I choose not to.

Marianne Jean-Baptiste and Michele Austin

That's quite a moth problem.

Monica Barbaro

This version looks a bit more intentional, as opposed to just... ripped.

Jared Leto

That's quite a Jared Leto problem.

Dita von Teese and Pamela Anderson

This is quite the juxtaposition between someone whose full face of makeup is her signature, and someone whose lack thereof has become hers.

Sarah Paulson

It looks comfy, I guess.

Charli XCX

Do we think that hurts?

Sabrina Carpenter

This is very Junior Varsity Material Girl.

Hannah Bagshawe and Eddie Redmayne

Sure, why not.

Fred Hechinger

He's so lovely in Thelma. I assume that's a Thom Browne cardigan; it works.

Andrew Scott

"I ran out of shirts."

The W Party Delivered Sartorial Wackiness

Or just messiness.