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# The Widow Longoria Returns
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-widow-longoria-returns-04-2025/
- Published: 2025-04-22T14:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2025-04-22T00:40:01.000Z
- Description: Temporarily.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/eva-longoria-lately-3/)

The Widow Longoria is a long-standing GFY joke whose origin I barely remember -- and I am the one that wrote it, so that's truly pathetic. I poked around under the hood, and it seems to have begun at the 2011 Golden Globes, shortly after she and Tony Parker split up, when she showed up looking like a rich widow who gleefully consigned her same-age stepchildren to the poorhouse. The words stuck, even if the aesthetic didn't, and even if it never really made sense in the first place. But I saw her in this outfit, even though I think it's navy and not black, and my first thought was, "Oh, it's The Widow Longoria. SHE HATH RISEN." And so it be, so it is.

###### \[Photos: Raymond Hall, TheStewartofNY/GC Images, XNY/Star Max/GC Images, Harold Cunningham/Getty Images\]