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# The Wizards of Waverly Fugce
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-wizards-of-waverly-fugce-03-2011/
- Published: 2011-03-15T17:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2011-03-15T06:29:00.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I'm not sure what it is, but somehow the idea of Justin Bieber being post-pubescent enough to date anyone kind of blows my mind. So when I see Selena Gomez out and about, my immature little mind-rascal keeps imagining Justin lazing around on her canopy bed being all, "Yeah, baby, that bra leotard with the fancy cummerbund is like mad sexy."

[![Selena Gomez](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/03/selenagomez_spl257435_003.jpg "Selena Gomez")](https://gofugyourself.com/the-wizards-of-waverly-fugce-03-2011/selena-gomez-leaving-the-late-show-with-david-letterman-in-new-york-city?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And then it's pretty much over for me, because any outfit that my imagination gives the Bieber Finger-Lickin' Good Seal of BOOTY TIME has to be scorched from my memory banks immediately.