The Worst and the Weirdest of the Teen Choice Awards

Noah Cyrus

Strangely, the resident Cyrus is neither the worst nor the weirdest of this slideshow, although it IS a special achievement that her top is designed to look like it might be falling open in the back, and I don't know WHERE she found reverse fit jeans in 2018.

Lele Pons

Lele co-hosted (she's a Venezuelan presenter, from what I understand), and I guess this is the fashion equivalent of what happens when you feed a mogwai after midnight.

Katherine Langford in Alberta Ferretti

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9788293ex) Katherine Langford Teen Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 12 Aug 2018

She was going in a bit of a cooler direction, and now suddenly we're back to mopey mourning froof. She's there repping either two contemporary projects -- either Love, Simon, or 13 Reasons Why, or both -- but there is nothing young or fresh about any of this except her actual face. Which she could bring to ANY party, so please, girl, leave this one. The appetizers are cold and the cake has no high-fructose anything in it AT ALL.

Maia Mitchell

She's so cute, and maybe I'm being hard on the ensemble, but I feel like this outfit is from some kind of satirical movie about a high school that is also a convent.

Sabrina Carpenter in Fausto Puglisi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9788293cf) Sabrina Carpenter Teen Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 12 Aug 2018

We were doing SO WELL until her thigh decided to raise the curtain ten minutes early.

KJ Apa

This is a cross between your UPS man, your bowling team, and That Thing You Do. Which... look, I'm not saying I wouldn't participate in that somewhere, but it's a hilarious aesthetic all the same.

Keiynan Lonsdale

When glam rock meets an avalanche.

Nick Cannon

If any teens choose this, God help us all.

Bebe Rexha

I also hope teens do not choose yeast-brewing environments.

Grant Gustin

What in the clammy hell? Are we in Weekend at Bernie's all of a sudden?

Ryan Guzman

And he just looks like he's trying to make a crazy first impression on The Bachelorette. What mind-altering gases did they pump through the a/c in these dudes' hotel rooms?

Eris Baker

I didn't realize how young Eris is when I pulled this photo. She's 12 (and is on This Is Us). So I'm just going to assume this outfit means that she super loves Anne of Green Gables and the circus, and we're going to move along.

Erika Costell

I feel like this outfit means she shouldn't have been at the same party as a 12-year old.

Madelaine Petsch in Giambattista Valli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9788293ha) Madelaine Petsch Teen Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 12 Aug 2018

Please excuse Little Miss Muffet. She fell off her tuffet and woke up thinking she's Jessica Wakefield.

Katherine McNamara in Emporio Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9788293v) Katherine McNamara Teen Choice Awards, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 12 Aug 2018

I sort of like thecoat, and she would look cool if this were a Jumanji sequel. Spoiler: It isn't.

Lauren Jauregui

Lauren is in Fifth Harmony, which I guess is only Third Harmony now? And she's wearing pajamas. Bad ones.

Vanessa Morgan

That skirt quit way too soon on trying to be a good garment.

Eva Gutowski

Say no to neck belts.

Loren Gray

This would be superb for skating a long program to some Dolly Parton.

Hannah Zeile

She deserves SO MUCH BETTER than a bolt of blue satin that someone cut while half-asleep.

Normani Kordei in Hilfiger

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So, what, Tommy Hilfiger looked at Dior the last few years and took something POSITIVE away from that experience?!?