Katy Perry
I admittedly find this super amusing, and I cannot tell if that was her intent.
Ashley Graham
USE MORE BUTTONS. Also, buy a new shirt.
Emily Ratajkowski
Death is not an option: Which shirt do you pick, this one or the previous one?
Emily Ratajkowski
This wacky curiosity is vexing also.
Bella Thorne
Spoiler: This will not be the last you see of her in here.
Suki Waterhouse
Suki was on her way to a panel discussion, and SHE KEPT ON THE SHOWER SHOES. That is what's baffling to me about this. Those are for getting the paper.
Rita Ora
Slideshows like this make me love Rita Ora when she's dressed like a sofa.
Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek apparently likes designer Slankets.
Bella Hadid
This does not look reasonable from the front, and would have been bad enough.
But the back makes it EVEN MORE ABSURD.
Kendall Jenner
What was with all the strings this year? Kendall looks like she's on a leash.
Kesha in Gucci
You know what? Find your bliss, Kesha. You deserve it.
Freida Pinto
Those pants ought to be arrested.
Rihanna in Y/Project
Y/Project? More like WHY/Project. ZING. I'VE STILL GOT IT.
Kendall Jenner
That is not a shirt, girl. It just isn't.
Bella Thorne
STILL not the last time you're going to see her.
Keke Palmer
Keke's Fug Madness run was a thing of wonder, as were these shorts, which - I have spared her AND you the close-up -- are red pleather in the back and rode up on her mercilessly. But you should visit that link to remember ALL of her wondrous nightmares from 2017 and earlier.
Bella Hadid
Speaking of bad dreams, I believe this was created after one.
Camila Cabello
It's so refreshing to see an outfit that's fugly for reasons that don't involve The Sheers.
Kendall Jenner
This reminds me that Kim Kardashian really did lay low and keep it mostly in check this year.
Kim and Kendall
Well, except for this. (It's for Oceans 8, in a cameo as themselves, so I decided not to count it as a real red-carpet pic, and it was shot outside on the streets of NYC, so... IT COUNTS PEOPLE.)
Gigi Hadid
Those are SNAP-ON PANTS.
Bella Thorne
NOPE. Still not the last B.T. sighting.
Bella Hadid
And those are... I don't even know.
Jessica White
Do we even consider this "dressed," period?
Kourtney Kardashian
Her own bod is actually better than this.
Kendall AGAIN
Also what's up with this off-center jacket?
And these askew pants? Is Kendall trying to tell us something about her stress levels?
Bella Thorne
Appearance number 4 is quite enough, thanks, Bella.
