Rihanna in Giambattista Valli
We begin with a dress that was ill-prepared for its job.
Elizabeth Olsen in Rosie Assoulin
Aside from my other objections: How was she wearing all this in the height of summer?!?
January Jones
I assume she wore this to perform "Stars and Stripes Forever" at the State Fair.
Willow Shields
Do we think her strapless bra was MEANT to be hanging out down there?
Jessica Simpson
Man, Fug Nation hated this. With good reason: She's a lovely person who has no idea how to dress her own body, and she's holding TEETH IN FRONT OF HER VAG.
Lili Reinhart
This to me feels like someone who, barely one season into her job on Riverdale, is feeling REALLY STRONGLY about proving she's not Betty.
Zosia Mamet
I honestly can't decide if I like this less from afar, or when I zoom into it.
Emily Ratajkowski
Poor Emily. It must be so difficult to have found herself so desperately without clothing choices that she had to fashion a shirt out of her trusty jean jacket.
Naya Rivera
Anne Shirley is all, "HEY NOW. THIS HAS POTENTIAL."
Angie Harmon
Does one market that as a shirt, or a dress? It's not TECHNICALLY either one, is it?
Olivia Munn
Neither outfit here is good, but we're mostly here for the second. Well... those SHORTS, though. But that DENIM PINAFORE ALSO. She had a rough summer.
Leona Lewis
Sigh.
Bella Thorne
DOUBLE SIGH.
Bella Thorne
ALL OF THE SIGHS EVER SIGHED.
Bella Thorne
ALL OF THE SIGHS EVER SIGHED.TRIPLE SIGH.
Lady Mary Charteris
I was trying to figure out if this socialite is related to Martin Charteris, Princess Elizabeth's assistant before she became queen, but I can't -- so, probably not. But in the process I found somethign about her wedding, which was at the V&A, and... you need to see her dress. (Read through the old dish about her and Kate Moss, though, first.)
Jessica White
The previous outfit almost makes this look sensible.
Charlize Theron in Dior
And this. How to make Dior look attractive? Stick it next to Lady Mary Charteris's outfit.
Mel B
I think there's a tear on her inner thigh. I hope she was careful.
Hailee Steinfeld in Balmain
I can't find a single piece of this that looks fun to wear.
Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones
Rashida's eyes say, "I know. I KNOW. I didn't see her until it was too late to make her change."
Kristen Stewart in Chanel
I guess Karl was in a Grease phase?
Olivia Culpo
Is this a pleather groin belt?
Jenny Slate
Which is messier, the dress or the hairdo?
Katy Perry in Chanel
Jess joked at the time that Katy appeared to be campaigning for a Moon Man here. Two or three weeks later, Katy was announced as the host of the VMAs. JESSICA MAY HAVE BEEN RIGHT.
Yara Shahidi
I refuse to believe that shirt was made intentionally.
Lena Dunham
I initially didn't like this because it's so dumpy on her but I JUST noticed those appear to be pants with one ruffled leg.
Emily Ratajkowski
A scarf, a sleeve, and a chain walked into a bar...
Zendaya
One of Zendaya's rare missteps.
Zosia Mamet
One of Zosia's many missteps.
Jude Demorest
You don't even need to know what the front is doing. It's Spanx and a split-backed shirt, and she made sure we knew it.
Bella Thorne
One more from Bella. It's honestly nearly impossible to pick one single worst one.
Julie Benz
Girl, are you not past this? EMOTIONALLY?
Erin O'Connor
YIKES.
Vanessa Hudgens in Reem Acra
This should be arrested for what it's doing to her pelvis.
Jennifer Lawrence in Dior
DIOR SENT YOU UNDERPANTS. GET OUT.
Mandy Moore in Missoni
Why is this happening to Mandy Moore? WHOSE REVENGE IS IT.
Rita Ora
I feel like Peg Bundy wore this in 1978.
Suki Waterhouse
I still cannot believe she wore shower shoes TO A Q&A. She's basically at work, and yet she's not an athlete.
Sophie Turner in Louis Vuitton
This is going to give me nightmares.
