> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # The Worst Runway Accessories of Fall 2023 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-worst-runway-accessories-of-fall-2023/ - Published: 2023-12-27T20:45:57.000Z - Updated: 2023-12-20T22:00:15.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24 ## Lanvin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Lanvin-clp-F23-129-1703049598.jpg) Let's begin with... a cloud of... crystals? ## Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Kronthaler-Westwood-clp-F23-141-1703049655.jpg) For the Wookiee-loving person in your life. ## Marras ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Marras-bks-F23-177-1703049536.jpg) For the... Yeti-loving person in your life? ## Burberry ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2023/12/burberry-clp-f23-060-1703048975.jpg) We all [clutched our pearls at these horrid Burberry shoes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/burberry-drew-a-crowd-that-included-gabrielle-union-and-rachel-weisz-09-2023/), and they ARE inexplicable, but Burberry was not the only person to transgress thusly. ## Gucci ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Gucci-clp-F23-135-1703049797.jpg) OF ALL THE THINGS TO CATCH ON. ## Sportmax ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Sportmax-clp-F23-076-1703049356.jpg) How to recycle your old wigs. ## Stella McCartney ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Stella-Mccartney-clp-F23-093-1703049370.jpg) The shoes are bad, but making people walk in sand in HEELS? The worst. ## Rokh ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Rokh-clp-F23-168-1703049380.jpg) MAKE IT STOP. Oh, wait, I'm the person who can make it stop in this context, AND SO I SHALL. ## Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Kronthaler-Westwood-clp-F23-144-1703049641.jpg) I laughed. ## Boyy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Boyy-prs-F23-028-1703048986.jpg) I... don't think my fingers can go there while walking. ## Botter ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Botter-m-clp-F23-051-1703049026.jpg) These sneakers look like those little booties you put on at real-estate open houses. Or surgeries, or whatever. ## Bhype ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Bhype-m-clp-F23-053-1703049037.jpg) These actually did make the rounds on a couple celebrities, who apparently wanted to look like Nintendo characters. ## Awake Mode ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Awake-Mode-clp-F23-111-1703049078.jpg) The toe button amused me. ## Ifm Master Arts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Ifm-Master-Arts-clp-F23-239-1703049770.jpg) THIS PUNCHED MY BRAIN. ## Az Factory ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Az-Factory-clp-F23-043-1703049091.jpg) So these aren't like... HILARIOUSLY bad or anything? But I included them because platform flip-flops are ingrained in me from 10 Things I Hate About You. I vividly remember how often Julia Stiles wore them. Leave them there! ## Awake Mode ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Awake-Mode-clp-F23-095-1703049105.jpg) I actually don't hate these conceptually but I wonder if the giant baubles knock into eac other. ## Off White ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Off-White-clp-F23-146-1703049457.jpg) I DO hate these conceptually. ## Awake Mode ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Awake-Mode-clp-F23-103-1703049118.jpg) SO BIG. ## Aniye Records ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Aniye-Records-clp-F23-082-1703049131.jpg) So... sleeves! ## APC ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Apc-clp-F23-057-1703049145.jpg) So... Go-Pro?!?!? ## Amato ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Amato-m-clp-F23-118-1703049159.jpg) Untold opportunities for blisters await you! ## Y Project ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Y-Project-clp-F23-108-1703049225.jpg) DITTO. ## Adeline Andre ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Adeline-Andre-HC-clp-F23-048-1703049172.jpg) Shrug. ## Tory Burch ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Tory-Burch-clp-S24-072-1703049342.jpg) Wait, isn't everyone talking about how Tory Burch is cool now? Are... we sure about that? ## Off White ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Off-White-clp-F23-151-1703049471.jpg) They look like someone ran them over with a very tiny steamroller. ## Yamamoto ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Yamamoto-clp-F23-056-1703049238.jpg) Whereas those look like they were hit with a frying pan. ## Yuzefi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Yuzefi-clp-F23-069-1703049185.jpg) How did any of these models survive? Models need to be paid more. Regardless of what they are being paid, it should be more. ## Ulla Johnson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Ulla-Johnson-clp-S24-164-1703049279.jpg) Scrunchy shoes! ## Thom Browne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Thom-Browne-clp-F23-105-1703049320.jpg) What if you walk around all day not realizing your clock has stopped? WHAT THEN. ## Thom Browne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Thom-Browne-HC-clp-F23-067-1703049333.jpg) That definitely would not get annoying. I imagine all the cats in the neighborhood coming out and chasing this bell. ## Slimi Studio ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Slimi-Studio-clp-F23-015-1703049393.jpg) Where pants and boots collide. ## Slimi Studio ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Slimi-Studio-clp-F23-017-1703049407.jpg) These look like shoes that have put on a coat for winter. ## Juana Martin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Juana-Martin-HC-clp-F23-047-1703049693.jpg) How... comfortable. ## Loverboy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Loverboy-m-bks-F23-030-1703049560.jpg) Nice pedicure. Imagine kicking someone in those. ## Lallier ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Lallier-clp-F23-043-1703049612.jpg) Please God no can we stop. There were a bunch of these, but I decided not to show them all; I think they may have been done by the same designer for a few different runway shows. Also I didn't want to look at more of them. ## Juana Martin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Juana-Martin-HC-clp-F23-044-1703049717.jpg) Those are so HIGH, my GOD. ## Ferragamo ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Ferragamo-clp-F23-146-1703049821.jpg) Those look like they have a kickstand. ## Gaultier ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Gaultier-HC-clp-F23-047-1703049834.jpg) Are these tights over shoes? ## Hodakova ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Hodakova-bks-F23-095-1703049810.jpg) Amazingly these are NOT Schiaparelli. ## Collina Strada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Collina-Strada-clp-F23-078-1703049925.jpg) I thought these were those horrible truck testicles for a second but they're just hooves. JUST SNEAKER HOOVES. ## Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Kronthaler-Westwood-clp-F23-146-1703049626.jpg) Mmmhmm. ## Jil Sander ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Jil-Sander-clp-F23-141-1703049757.jpg) Leather socks and a leather sandal. What a combo. ## Ottolinger ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Ottolinger-bks-F23-001-1703049420.jpg) I hope these are gummy. ## Budapest Select ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Budapest-Select-bks-F23-029-1703048999.jpg) And I hope that is shaving cream. ## Off White ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Off-White-clp-F23-027-1703049484.jpg) Can you switch the lenses for different focus lengths? ## Off White ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Off-White-clp-F23-034-1703049498.jpg) Wheels are so hot now. ## Off White ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Off-White-clp-F23-056-1703049512.jpg) These feel VICIOUS. ## Balenciaga ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Balenciaga-clp-PO-F23-007-1703049065.jpg) Imagine the tint. ## Custo Barcelona ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Custo-clp-F23-011-1703049886.jpg) These are hideous but also I sort of want to try them on. ## Ifm Master Arts ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Ifm-Master-Arts-clp-F23-036-1703049784.jpg) PASS. ## Pierre Cardin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Cardin-clp-F23-004-1703049939.jpg) For when you're hot for shapes. ## Del Core ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Del-Core-clp-F23-013-1703049897.jpg) Does one file this as a hat, or as glasses? It *was* filed as the former, but I suspect you could argue it either way. ## Palomo Spain ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Palomo-Spain-clp-F23-020-1703049434.jpg) I like to rest my head on a pillow. I don't love resting a pillow on my head. ## Vaquera ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Vaquera-clp-F23-004-1703049251.jpg) I don't... want to do this. ## Louis Vuitton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Vuitton-clp-m-F23-014-1703049265.jpg) It looks cozy, at least? ## Van Beirendonck ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Van-Beirendonck-m-bks-F23-004-1703049306.jpg) This is my migraine. ## Rodarte ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Rodarte-clp-F23-024-1703049444.jpg) I DO hope bonnets make a comeback. ## Bora Aksu ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Bora-Aksu-bks-F23-032-1703049013.jpg) Me, on Easter morning. ## Bode ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Bode-m-PO-clp-F23-022-1703049050.jpg) Me, on Christmas morning. ## Margiela ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Margiela-m-clp-F23-011-1703049523.jpg) That's a novel way to pick up and store your dog's waste. ## Louis Vuitton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Vuitton-clp-m-F23-046-1703049212.jpg) Well that's one way to do it. ## Loverboy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Loverboy-m-clp-F23-006-1703049570.jpg) Purse hat for the win! ## Kiko Kostadinov ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Kiko-Kostadinov-m-bks-F23-021-1703049668.jpg) A milliner's ode to Pac-Man's ghosts. ## Andreas Kronthaler for Vivienne Westwood ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Kronthaler-Westwood-clp-F23-049-1703049682.jpg) "DON'T LOOK AT ME BUT LOOK AT ME." ## Kei Ninomiya ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Kei-Ninomiya-clp-F23-008-1703049703.jpg) "LOOK AT ME BUT I HAVE NO DESIRE TO LOOK AT YOU." ## Emergency Room ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Emergency-Room-m-clp-F23-015-1703049848.jpg) Ironically, "Emergency Room" is exactly where you would have to send me if I wore this. ## Juana Martin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Juana-Martin-HC-clp-F23-015-1703049730.jpg) Pipe cleaners are such an underrated medium. ## Comme Des Garcons ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Comme-Des-Garcons-clp-F23-011-1703049875.jpg) As I said. ## Collina Strada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/12/Collina-Strada-clp-F23-022-1703049911.jpg) Welcome to my 2024 aesthetic! 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