I love this on Phoebe. (Sorry, she will always be Phoebe to me. Especially now that Friends is on Netflix. And while Phoebe was never my FAVORITE friend, I love her forever for giving me this way to refuse people: "I wish I could! But I don't want to.")
This is lovely on her. In fact, I think she wins this group.
I cannot see her anymore without thinking, "she's married to a Kennedy. How did THAT happen?" (No shade: she seems perfectly cromulent. I just mean literally logistically how did this love story come to pass? I'm too lazy to Google it, so I just let the thought float through my head and then go back to thinking about peanut butter cups again.)
Sure! Fine! Whatever!
Chelsea is PISSED that someone told her the dress code was actually "very formal bath towel" and revenge WILL BE HERS.