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# The Fug Element
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the_fug_element100610-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-06T12:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2010-10-06T10:09:44.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Dialogues, lace, wearing white, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

MILLA JOVOVICH: Hey, do you have my quarterly taxes ready? I don't want to get a penalty -- weren't they due last month?  
  
ED NORTON: Huh?  
  
MILLA: DUDE, my TAXES.  
  
ED: Milla, I am not your accountant.  
  
MILLA: Are you sure?  
  
ED: YES. I am Edward Norton, noted intense actor and filmic control freak, once romantically linked to Courtney Love, against all probability.  
  
MILLA: You look SO much like my accountant, this kind of cute young dude who always takes off his jacket and rolls up his shirt sleeves before dealing with my finances. I always want to tell him to get his shoes shined, too.  
  
ED: SORRY TO DISAPPOINT.  
  
MILLA: God, you're so crabby.  
  
ED: MAYBE I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THIS.  
  
MILLA: Okay! Jeez!  
  
ED: MAYBE SOME OF US DON'T NEED TO GO EVERYWHERE DRESSED LIKE WE'RE STARRING IN A REMAKE OF THE NOVEMBER RAIN VIDEO: NOW WITH FIFTY PERCENT FEWER SLEEVES!  
  
MILLA: I GET IT. Man, I don't know how Courtney put up with you.  
  
ED: I'm legally prohibited from discussing that.  
  
MILLA: Let's just go inside.