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# The Fugn
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the_fugn090910-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-09T21:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2011-02-02T19:51:21.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Dialogues, blue, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

BEN AFFLECK: We are having SO MUCH FUN that hopefully no one will bug me about why my wife isn't with me, *again*!REBECCA HALL: I am the meat in a man sandwich.JON HAMM: You're the meat in a Hamm sandwich!JEREMY RENNER: God, I'm short.BEN: Are all these photos of us clutching at Rebecca and laughing going to start rumors?JON: Of course! Our Jennifers are going to have to stop reading the Internet!JEREMY: Can I get an apple crate or something?BEN: Maybe people will think we're just hugging Rebecca to hide her outfit.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/09/94061_aff_the_town_red_carpet_30_wenn2992897.jpg "aff the town red carpet 080910")

JEREMY: Her sleeve fabric is longer than my body.BEN: Cape sleeves! She's wearing cape sleeves!JON: I am so afraid of her cape sleeves. BEN: That's going to be my next movie.JON: Yes! *Cape Sleeves!*BEN: It will star Juliette Lewis as a girl whose closet monsters torment her by wearing all her outfits, frightening her with her own maniacal fashion sense. JEREMY: I'll be in it, if you want.BEN: No, they're not tiny troll monsters, they're BIG. We need someone taller. Like Tom Cruise.JON: HA HA HA.BEN: HAAAAAAAAAA!REBECCA: Hee!JEREMY: Oh, be quiet, you're the one in the cape sleeves.