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# The Fugs Are All Right
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the_fugs_are_all_right102610-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-26T09:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:06:05.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Dialogues, WTF, blue, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27, Julianne Moore

MARK RUFFALO: JULIANNE MOORE!  
  
JULIANNE MOORE: Hi, Mark. Why are you so deliciously rumpled looking all the time?  
  
MARK: Why NOT?  
  
JULIANNE: I agree.  
  
MARK: But let's talk about you.  
  
JULIANNE: Well, I'm really excited to be here tonight, and --  
  
MARK: No. I mean THAT OUTFIT.  
  
JULIANNE: Whatever do you mean?  

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/10/95901_106007910.jpg "The Kids Are All Right - Premiere:54th BFI London Film Festival")

  
MARK; THIS. THIS is what I mean.  
  
JULIANNE: What about it?  
  
MARK: It's like two two two mints in one, except instead of mints, it's dresses.  
  
JULIANNE: And?  
  
MARK: AND? It's like the dress version of Two-Face from *Batman*.  
  
JULIANNE: And?  
  
MARK: AND it's like Chris Colfer performing Le Jazz Hot from *Victor/Victoria* on *Glee*, except instead of being half-man/half-woman, you're half-dress/half-other-dress.  
  
JULIANNE: And?  
  
MARK: AND....and it's like Julie Andews in *Victor/Victoria The Original*, except instead of being a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman, you're a woman wearing a dress that's pretending to be two dresses.  
  
JULIANNE: Are you out of jokes yet?  
  
MARK: Yes. That was the last one.  
  
JULIANNE: Thank god.