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# Thematically Played: Danica Patrick at the ESPYs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/thematically-played-danica-patrick-at-the-espys-07-2016/
- Published: 2016-07-14T16:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2016-07-14T05:10:56.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, ESPYs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

I thank her wholeheartedly for that clutch, and the attempt at non-boring shoes.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/07/gettyimages-547113634.jpg "Danica Patrick")

But it strikes me as a TAD on-the-nose for a racecar driver to show up at the ESPYs dressed as a walking seatbelt.

\[Photo: Getty\]