LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 27: Julia Michaels attends the VMA after party hosted by Republic Records and Cadillac at TAO restaurant at the Dream Hotel on August 27, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Araya Diaz/Getty Images for Republic Records)
I assume... that... is closed? By something other than luck, I mean?
Tove Lo
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 27: Tove Lo attends the VMA after party hosted by Republic Records and Cadillac at TAO restaurant at the Dream Hotel on August 27, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images for Republic Records)
I wish Tove Lo would wear another internal organs dress, but I suppose the lacing could at least be seen as an homage to the large intestine.
Millie Bobby Brown
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 27: Millie Bobby Brown attends n:PHILANTHROPY Sponsors Republic Records' VMA After Party 2017 at TAO at the Dream Hotel on August 27, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for n:PHILANTHROPY)
She changed into this out of her froofy Rodarte, and it's... cool, but also makes her look like she might be a dynamo of a 62-year old who just has the best plastic surgeon on the Upper East Side.
Hailee Steinfeld
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 27: Hailee Steinfeld attends n:PHILANTHROPY Sponsors Republic Records' VMA After Party 2017 at TAO at the Dream Hotel on August 27, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for n:PHILANTHROPY)
It's a music party. I'll allow it.
Serayah
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 27: Serayah attends n:PHILANTHROPY Sponsors Republic Records' VMA After Party 2017 at TAO at the Dream Hotel on August 27, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for n:PHILANTHROPY)
If that shirt says anything, it's very clearly, "Let's make another Crocodile Dundee movie.
Nina Dobrev
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 27: Nina Dobrev attends n:PHILANTHROPY Sponsors Republic Records' VMA After Party 2017 at TAO at the Dream Hotel on August 27, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for n:PHILANTHROPY)
I have not been as hot on her aesthetic lately. I ALSO think she might be over-thickening her eyebrows right now. Is that crazy?
Jessie J
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 27: Jessie J at Republic Records VMA Party presented in partnership with FIJI Water at TAO at the Dream Hotel on August 27, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for FIJI Water)
Jessie is coy because she has a secret. And it has to do with where, exactly, the pants and the boots meet. Or whether they are one.
Christina Milian
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 27: Christina Milian attends the VMA after party hosted by Republic Records and Cadillac at TAO restaurant at the Dream Hotel on August 27, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Araya Diaz/Getty Images for Republic Records)
That looks scratchy.
Chord Overstreet
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 27: Chord Overstreet attends n:PHILANTHROPY Sponsors Republic Records' VMA After Party 2017 at TAO at the Dream Hotel on August 27, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for n:PHILANTHROPY)
Hey, I remember him. I guess when your name is "Chord," you're going to attend musical events even if you're not on a singing TV show anymore and may or may not still be performing anything.
Nick Cannon
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 27: Nick Cannon attends the VMA after party hosted by Republic Records and Cadillac at TAO restaurant at the Dream Hotel on August 27, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Araya Diaz/Getty Images for Republic Records)
Another subtle outfit from the master of low-key dressing.