There Were Met Gala After Parties...

Issa Rae

This dress looks VERY fun to dance in, and god bless those shoes.

Alex Rodriguez, Jennifer Lopez

May I be honest? This is how I imagine that J. Lo enters basically every room.

Evan Rachel Wood

This is both kind of great on her and a little old for her. I look forward to ERW dragging this out in about thirty-five years.

Gabrielle Union

This is great on her, and also kinda more bare than you'd expect from a long-sleeved dress.

Letitia Wright

In which Letitia Wright starts to regret getting into business with Coach. STRONG WISTFUL REGRET

Anne Hathaway

I believe these are pants? They are kind of great; this Ocean's 8 press junket is going to be SO GREAT YOU GUYS. SO GREAT.

Ashley Graham, Gigi Hadid

This suit on Gigi is super -- and I'd honestly like to see how it looks on Ashley, too, because I think she might also look rad in it.

Blake Lively

I love that Blake apparently decided to lean into Catholic SCHOOLGIRL for the party. Sincerely; it makes me laugh.

Mary J Blige

Mary J has been looking AMAZING lately; this dress is great on her, but her jewelry is really what makes it.

David Foster, Katharine McPhee

I HAVE NOTES ON THIS RELATIONSHIP.

Kate Bosworth

This feels a little severe for a party? It also feels like an outfit I sincerely had for one of my Barbies.

Katy Perry

"You guys, I'm just SO RELIEVED I don't have wings on anymore."

Off Set, Cardi B

Off Set, Cardi's fiance, is standing on a riser behind her, which is why Cardi looks SO TINY here. (I think she looks really relaxed and interesting here.)

Rande Gerber, Cindy Crawford

Man, Cindy looked AMAZING this entire evening. Maybe I SHOULD buy her Infomercial Face Product!

Tracee Ellis Ross

I need to know more about this jacket.

Zendaya

Is she not the most charming person? THIS IS ADORABLE.

Ansel Elgort, Zoe Kravitz, Alexander Wang

Exclusive all round, no mins for US and UK, Premium Rates Apply in Germany Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matteo Prandoni/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9665422g) Ansel Elgort, Zoe Kravitz, Alexander Wang Up&Down celebrates Rihanna's Gala Afterparty, New York, USA - 07 May 2018

Do we think Ansel and Tom Brady got together to talk about man turtlenecks?

Kim Kardashian

Yeah, this seems about right.

Janelle Monae

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David X Prutting/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9665893aw) Janelle Monáe The Standard and Olivier Rousteing host The Boom Boom Met Gala Afterparty, New York, USA - 07 May 2018

Can someone please cast Janelle Monae in a period piece set in 1984? This can be her wardrobe best.

Michael B. Jordan

Michael B Jordon, always looking like that VERY cute guy in your sociology class. INVITE HIM TO YOUR STUDY GROUP.

Paris Jackson

I wish I had a pic of the rest of Paris's dress, but I assume it's short. What I really want is for you to tell me whose -- I got it. I got it while I was typing. Her face looks like Avril Lavigne here, right? (A lot of it is the expression.)

Priyanka Chopra

This might be the coolest Priyanka has ever looked?

Frances McDormand

Meet the bouncer at Drinks With Broads.