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# There Were No Sheers Or Nakeds at... HA HA I Couldn't Even Try That With a Straight Face
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/there-were-no-sheers-or-nakeds-at-ha-ha-i-couldnt-even-try-that-with-a-straight-face-09-2025/
- Published: 2025-09-08T14:00:48.000Z
- Updated: 2025-09-08T02:17:54.000Z
- Description: OF COURSE people went sheer and naked to the VMAs!
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2025 VMAs, Ludovic de Saint Sernin, Valentino, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

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It's the VMAs. OBVIOUSLY people went with the oldest trick in the book. You'd be scraping me off the floor right now, passed out from shock, if opacity had reigned. Jessica Simpson leads our brigade today, in the midst of a career comeback of sorts that has her re-exploring country music -- primarily by turnin' her Instagram personality into a gal who's droppin' the Gs on every gerund. Just bein' authentic.

###### \[Photos: Noam Galai, Catherine Powell, Kevin Mazur, Christopher Polk, Gilbert Flores, Dimitrios Kambouris, John Shearer/Getty Images\]