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# These Actors Brought the Cleav in Cannes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/these-actors-brought-the-cleav-in-cannes-05-2023/
- Published: 2023-05-18T18:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2023-05-22T02:30:46.000Z
- Description: And, Ethan Hawke.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, fugs, Cannes, Cannes 2023, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

When I saw this photo, I thought that these men look like they are in a steamy opera -- possibly of both the "soap" *and* "singing" variety -- about *The Three Musketeer*s. It turns out they're ACTUALLY the stars of Pedro Almodóvar's latest effort, *Strange Way of Life*, a half-hour short film which is being characterized as "a gay cowboy movie." And not only does it star these three tousled-haired, smoldering dreamboats and their deep vees and arms...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/05/shutterstock_editorial_13917708l-1684383232.jpg "'Strange Way of Life' photocall, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 17 May 2023")

... but, also, Ethan Hawke is in it. He looks fabulous here in pin stripes, and Pedro's preppiness is working for him, too. However, I have to tell you, and this will sting: Pedro Pascal is in this movie, but he did not attend Cannes. I know. Sit with that for a minute. Imagine what *he* might have contributed to this murderer's row of suavitude. If it helps, per [*Variety's* positive review](https://variety.com/2023/film/awards/strange-way-of-life-cannes-pedro-pascal-ethan-hawke-almodovar-gay-cowboy-1235615955/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), he does moon the camera. The other interesting tidbit from that piece is that the movie falls eight minutes shy of the threshhold for Best Picture contention. I wonder if he'll find a way to beef it up (on multiple levels, I suppose), or keep it a tight 31 and enter it as a short film. But... yeah okay that's probably not AS interesting as buttocks.

###### \[Photos: Niviere David/ABACAPRESS.COM/Shutterstock, Broadimage/Shutterstoc\]