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# Thirteen Years Ago, Kiki and Karl Hit The Town
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/thirteen-years-ago-kiki-and-karl-hit-the-tow-10-2020/
- Published: 2020-10-05T18:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2020-10-05T02:35:42.000Z
- Description: A blast from the past.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, 2005, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

*This post originally ran... well, exactly 13 years ago. It's a weird-ass Monday in a pandemic so I'm just going to rerun it rather than rewrite it.*

LAGERFELD: PET! Let me clutch you.

KIRSTEN: Hi, Karl. Dig my Ray Bans? They’re so *Risky Business*.

LAGERFELD: Cruising is for drunk people. DO A SHOT OF LIFE.

KIRSTEN: I think I already did — look at me!

LAGERFELD: How DIVINE. A vision in cranberry. To touch you is to cleanse the urethra. SPIN.

KIRSTEN: It’s good, right? And the purple purse? I’m adorable!

LAGERFELD: If I’d never seen you before, I would say, “Dear GOD, who is that WOMAN? Send her a goldfish.”

KIRSTEN: That … means a lot, I’m fairly sure.

LAGERFELD: I can’t squeeze hard enough, Miss Scarlett. Promise me you’ll do it in the conservatory with the lead pipe.

KIRSTEN: You’re a kick.

LAGERFELD: Kicking is for the mobile, darling. BE A STATUE.

###### \[Photo: Splash News\]