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# This Balmain Party Was Predictably Hideous
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/this-balmain-party-was-predictably-hideous-08-2017/
- Published: 2017-08-01T14:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2017-08-01T15:42:08.000Z
- Description: I mean, why pull punches?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Various Kardashians, WTF, Balmain, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55, Jaime King

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Apologies: This party happened last week but blah blah blah photo rationing yada yada boring excuse. It's here now, though! And will be here again next March, when some of these people make their annual Fug Madness runs.

Jaime King was also there, though she fared better than most:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BW29JvEAuBS/?taken-by=balmain&hl=en

And Gillian Jacobs, who seemed like a random pairing with this brand -- but, she also looked the most normal.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BW05YaAAWg2/?taken-by=balmain&hl=en

Even Balmain needs SOMETHING at least semi-relatable on the body of a famous person, to keep us from checking out entirely. This scratches that itch. Also, top-notch lippy game, Gillian. It's the little things.

\[Photos: Getty\]