
Let us begin with the worst, aka Hailee Steinfeld in a "dress" and "shoes" that are wallpapering her so thoroughly that she looks like she's trying to pass as a wall in a baroque brothel's dining room.

Weirdly I feel like we've already seen this. Which we haven't, but... I mean, we totally have, at least in spirit. We've seen Kim in a sports bra and we've seen Kim in a skirt that is AT LEAST this one's kindred spirit, so... I mean, is this Kim's equivalent of throwing on any old thing that makes her feel good? Are these her sweatpants? I am also obsessed with whether she's spray-countouring her abs.

This photo is majestic. It's like she just rounded a corner, noticed the cameras, and is thinking, "That's weird. I didn't invite any of these people to Chest Pearls Night."

Monica looks great with this hair. Monica should, however, rethink wearing a bib over a mesh sports bra and detached sleeves -- not a piece of advice you'd ever think needed to be said.

I am concerned her minidress just ate an Iron Maiden shirt.
