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# This Dress on Emily Ratajkowski Is Very Dumb
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/this-dress-on-emily-ratajkowski-is-very-dumb-04-2018/
- Published: 2018-04-18T20:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2018-04-18T17:46:42.000Z
- Description: WHY.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Michael Kors, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

Honestly, this looks like a perfectly reasonable frock that got caught on her car door and ripped at the waist line, and she looked down at the carnage and shrugged and said, "meh. Why *not* place a gaping maw where my dress should be?"

Between this and her showing in [yesterday's Airport Style post](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/lets-go-back-to-the-airport-04-2018/), honestly, I'm beginning to wonder...is it possible that she has a rare disorder wherein her navel acts like the gills of a fish and she needs to expose it in order to breath, and ergo literally to live? If so, please send up a flare, sweetie -- I'm *sure* there are medical professionals who could help, or, at the very least, that you might be able to play yourself in an episode of *Grey's Anatomy.*

###### \[Photo: : Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com\]