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# This Is a CHOICE on Olga Kurylenko
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/this-is-a-choice-on-olga-kurylenko-10-2018/
- Published: 2018-10-04T16:00:16.000Z
- Updated: 2018-10-04T00:53:25.000Z
- Description: It's, uh, very feathered!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Attico, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

I know that I make a lot of Judith Krantz jokes on this website, and that many of you younger readers are like, "what even are you talking about, grandma?" -- and I encourage you sweet summer children to go to your local library or zing over to the bookstore and at least pick up *Scruples*, because it was a giant bestseller for a reason and that reason is that it's a very fun read -- but all you need to know is that everyone in all of her books dressed *just* like this. It was always 1983, and almost all of them were planning to take the face of a terrible man and shove it right into her marabou-feathered top, so that *he* thought he was about to get lucky, and she knew that she was actually smothering him to death as payback, before strolling out in her giant pleated, tapered-leg leather pants and getting into her Corvette and possibly fleeing the country. But just one note, Olga: To really pull off this Krantz cosplay -- Krantzplay? -- your hair needs to be much, MUCH bigger.

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