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# This Post Is Just An Excuse To Talk About "The Beekeeper"
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/this-post-is-just-an-excuse-to-talk-about-the-beekeeper-01-2024/
- Published: 2024-01-11T19:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2024-01-11T04:34:52.000Z
- Description: Just because.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

I have not seen *The Beekeeper*, obviously, as it's just coming out now. But per the reviews, it is about a man -- Jason Statham, as you might imagine -- who belonged to a super secret government task force called The Beekeepers, but is now, wait for it, both a retired Beekeeper and an ACTUAL beekeeper. NO REALLY. They made a movie about a vengeful Beekeeper-turned-beekeeper-turned-Beekeeper again, I guess, but unfortunately it doesn't sound like the bees themselves are part of any of the payback. All of which is to say, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley came out to support him in what looks like a bodystocking with a towel wrapped around her bum and somehow still looks great, and also, HE'S A LITERAL BEEKEEPER. This, to me, is about as subtle as Obi-Wan Kenobe rebranding himself as Old Ben Kenobe. But I guess it worked for him, so maybe Jim Beekeeper here took that to heart. Maybe he SHOULDN'T HAVE.

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