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# This Suit on Naomi Watts Is...Intriguing
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/this-suit-on-naomi-watts-is-intriguing-01-2018/
- Published: 2018-01-24T17:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2018-01-24T17:25:26.000Z
- Description: CHOICES WERE MADE.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Sundance, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

"I don't know, Wilhelmina. It feels like this suit is missing something."

"It's just a basic black suit, Melisandre. What could it possibly be missing?"

"I'm just worried that it's *dull."*

"She's going to sass it up with those tan brogues she's only supposed to wear with jeans."

"Those are pleasant, but it's not enough. We need something *more.* This suit needs...a conversation starter."

"How about if we cut out just the kneecaps?"

"Kneecaps are over."

"What if we make the butt into a flap? You know, like old timey longjohns?"

"Don't be an idiot. We can only do the flap-butt when it's warm. It's freezing in Park City. Do you want to be held responsible for Naomi Watt's ass frostbite? *Think."*

"Oooh, how about that idea we had where everyone's shoulders look like they were attacked by raccoons?"

"Dammit, *that'*s why I keep you on the payroll. Get out your safety scissors and get to work! We're running out of time!"

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