
Gessica is a former Miss Italy finalist who, in 2017, was stalked and harassed by an ex-boyfriend who then THREW ACID IN HER FACE. Her left eye is permanently damaged and she suffered a lot of scarring, and he eventually got 15 years in prison, but now she's a major activist in the fight against domestic violence and ALSO she has become known for her glamorous eye-patches. I think I love her

I mean. She's a freaking phoenix. Get it, Gessica. You should also still come to the eventual Conclave of the Jessicas. Phonetically, it counts, and I think they all want to buy you a drink.

"I thought it would be EASIER to go to the bathroom in this, but I totally miscalculated, didn't I?

Anita, could you loan your sleeve to Antonella's thighs, please?

This feels very Billy Porter inspired, and frankly, GOOD IDEA. We could all use a little more Billy Porter in our lives.

From a distance, this face shield was very distracting -- I thought it was orthodontic headgear.

This reminds me of the red Alberta Ferretti that Arizona Muse just wore. I liked that one better, I think.

It's ALMOST a tiara. COUNT IT.

Eleanora, you missed the memo! DRAMA was the order of the night! Observe...

From what I can tell, Elisa was on Big Brother over there, and has dated Cristiano Ronaldo. She also looks like a child trying to turn her parents' king bedspread into a gown.

And then started kissing Mila, who was also a houseguest on Big Brother. Sure! Are they dating? Just friends? Trying to get attention? All of the above! Yes, or no! I don't know! But Mila's gown looks especially hideous. Check out the close-up.

That's not a dress, sweetie, that's a hostage situation.
