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Gessica Notaro

Gessica is a former Miss Italy finalist who, in 2017, was stalked and harassed by an ex-boyfriend who then THREW ACID IN HER FACE. Her left eye is permanently damaged and she suffered a lot of scarring, and he eventually got 15 years in prison, but now she's a major activist in the fight against domestic violence and ALSO she has become known for her glamorous eye-patches. I think I love her

I mean. She's a freaking phoenix. Get it, Gessica. You should also still come to the eventual Conclave of the Jessicas. Phonetically, it counts, and I think they all want to buy you a drink.

Antonella Fiordelisi

"I thought it would be EASIER to go to the bathroom in this, but I totally miscalculated, didn't I?

Anita Pomario

Anita, could you loan your sleeve to Antonella's thighs, please?

Osvaldo Supino

This feels very Billy Porter inspired, and frankly, GOOD IDEA. We could all use a little more Billy Porter in our lives.

Nicolas Vaporidis

From a distance, this face shield was very distracting -- I thought it was orthodontic headgear.

Carolina Stramare

This reminds me of the red Alberta Ferretti that Arizona Muse just wore. I liked that one better, I think.

Emma Dante

It's ALMOST a tiara. COUNT IT.

Eleonora De Luca

Eleanora, you missed the memo! DRAMA was the order of the night! Observe...

Elisa De Panicis

From what I can tell, Elisa was on Big Brother over there, and has dated Cristiano Ronaldo. She also looks like a child trying to turn her parents' king bedspread into a gown.

Elisa De Panicis and Mila Suarez

And then started kissing Mila, who was also a houseguest on Big Brother. Sure! Are they dating? Just friends? Trying to get attention? All of the above! Yes, or no! I don't know! But Mila's gown looks especially hideous. Check out the close-up.

That's not a dress, sweetie, that's a hostage situation.

This Venice Premiere Had Everything
Crotches! Sheers! Making out! An eyepatch!

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