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# This Wacky Zoe Saldana Outfit Has Turned Eight
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/this-wacky-zoe-saldana-outfit-has-turned-eight-04-2021/
- Published: 2021-04-16T17:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2021-04-15T07:02:41.000Z
- Description: Many happy returns.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

This looks like a leotard eloped with somebody's scrapbook. Congratulations to the happy couple, but I feel like allll their friends bit their tongues to destruction when they found out and then laid down quiet bets on how long it would last.

###### \[Photo: Getty\]