Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

Bruce Willis has, of course, been in the news recently, and my addition to this discourse (other than that I am really, really sad that he is not well) is to remind everyone that he and Demi were both HOT in 1993. (Even if Demi is wearing an outfit that says, "please do not forget that this was a ROLE and I am a SERIOUS ACTOR" here.)

William Baldwin and Chynna Phillips

I MEAN HONESTLY. Billy Baldwin, I saw SO many bad movies in the theatre for you. Good news: These two hot people are still married. Bad news: A LOT OF US did this to our eyebrows.

Ted Danson, Oliver Stone and Woody Harrelson

Oliver Stone is like SO delighted to find himself the meat in a Cheers reunion sandwich.

Randy Travis

I feel like these jeans are giving ME a yeast infection.

Robert Patrick

...am I REALLY attracted to blond 1993 Robert Patrick with a cigarette????

Samantha Mathis

Writing this slideshow reminded me that we were REALLY into Fashion Vests in 1993.

Carmine Zozzora and Jane March

As I was saying! (I also wondered what ever happened to her -- she was meant to be the NEXT HOT THING for like six weeks in 1995, after she was in a notoriously sexy movie with, yes, Bruce Willis -- and it's kind of a bummer. Per her Wiki: "While Color of Night was in production, March began dating the film's co-producer, Carmine Zozzora. The couple married in June 1993 in an 11-minute ceremony at which Willis was the best man and Demi Moore was the maid of honour. According to Color of Night director Richard Rush, March still received many offers from Hollywood studios after the film's release, but Zozzora required the studios to also hire him as the producer for any film in which March would star, a condition most studios rejected. For this reason, March did not star in more films during their marriage." And like...that was kind of it for her career in Hollywood, as far as I can tell.

Mike Myers

My Uber driver looks so familiar!

Chris O'Donnell

Helpful reminder that Chris O'Donnell was REAL cute. (I'm sure he still is! I just don't watch his NCIS.)

Nichelle Nichols

All hail Nichelle Nichols!

Oliver Platt and Camilla Campbell

Oliver Platt has looked the same for EVER. Is he Undead?

Seymour Cassel

Pointing for visual interest!

Tia Carrere and Producer Elie Samaha

If Tia Carrere time-travelled from this event to 2022, none of us would be able to tell. She looks timeless. They are no longer together and he was eventually sued for $77 million dollars for fraud!

Martha Coolidge

LITERALLY Maggie Gyllenhaal could wear this tomorrow.

This Week(ish) in 1993, "Indecent Proposal" Premiered

Get ready for a variety of people who were really REALLY hot in 1993.