Janet Jackson and Queen Latifah

All I know is, I want to go to this boarding school.

Queen Latifah

She arrived in this dramatic cape, looking like Mother Time.

Alton Mason

And he is the other keeper of The End of Time and when they turn their keys at the same time, we're all done.

Seulgi and Havana Rose Liu

Was this show The Bachelor?

Jason Ralph, Rachel Brosnahan

That coat is very pretty, and shockingly restrained for TB.

Danai Gurira

That coat is also nice, if an awkward sleeve length. I do like all the black and white contrast collars -- it's so crisp.

Morgan Spector, Rebecca Hall

Morgan's TV wife Carrie Coon recorded a reading of The Raven that played over the runway show, so I'm sad he wasn't wearing his BERTHA RUSSELL shirt. I do enjoy the idea of them emerging as a Fashion Couple, though.

with Christopher Abbott

If he gives that out, it truly will be the Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony Ever.

Robyn Lively, Blake Lively at Michael Kors

Meanwhile, Blake jetted back from the Super Bowl in time for the Kors show. I also have specific questions for Robyn about her color. They look nice -- the genes in this family are top-shelf.

Gabrielle Union

A LOT of doilies died to make this outfit.

Kelsea Ballerini

The bodystocking was a true surprise.

Rachel Zegler, Nina Dobrev, Kelsea

Nina looks GREAT. I can't really weigh in on Rachel because I can't see? But it looks like she's holding her coat back so she can squat in a shrubbery due to overlong bathroom lines.

Rachel Brosnahan

This loincloth was also a surprise. Both from Kors AND from Brosnahan.

Katie Holmes

SURPRISES ALL AROUND. What is Kors doing?

Brie Larson

Her facial expression is my facial expression.

Meghann Fahy

This is better, at least.

Mickey Guyton

She looks very pretty and this makes sense to me, which is a relief.

Allison Williams

That's a teeny bit boring but I'll take it.

Melanie Laurent

FINALLY, a glorious Kors coat.

Nicole Ari Parker

And that's a lovely coat, but... is that IT? Is it meant to be?

Abigail Spencer

I don't love this move toward giving someone a Big & Tall blazer and calling it a dress.

Jasmin Savoy Brown

I am cheering up.

Thom Browne's Runway Show Was His Telling of The Raven

High drama, as ever!