Behold, the many balls.

And look! DIFFERENT sportsballs.

He is BEREFT without his shoe-balls.

"I guess... I'm the goalie?"

And here we have the tackling dummies.

This is going to be my new LinkedIn avatar. Except for how I don't use LinkedIn.

Is this a Zombie Tenenbaums ballet, because I would watch the hell out of that.

This guy WISHES he carried a watermelon.

This purse is here to remind you of the sportsballs, in case you missed that motif.

I honestly feel like so much of this is a gauntlet thrown at the feet of Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson. WHAT DAREST THEE TRY?

Thom Browne Is Really Into Balls Right Now

Sports balls, balls on feet, and balls in codpieces.