Idris Elba and Sabrina Elba

I really dislike how sheer this dress is on Sabrina -- it's just not necessary to make the design work, at all -- but you can't resist this moment between them.

Sabrina Elba

I just feel like....this dress would be stunning in an opaque fabric. You can still have the floaty tulle cape situation!

Sabrina Dhowre Elba, Idris Elba and family

Sabrina and Idris both brought their mothers with them to this premiere, which is so lovely. They look great!

Idris Elba and Tilda Swinton

She looks superb in this whole thing but I wanted to start with the neckline details.

Tilda Swinton in Chanel

Very chic, very understated (all things considered).

Idris Elba and Tilda Swinton (in Alaia)

I enjoy that this photo makes it look like Idris has gently escorted her to this event.

Idris Elba

VERY hard to complain about this one.

Poppy Delevingne

SHINY. I also can't complain about this. (But please feel free if you can.)

Vicky Krieps

(a) Vicky Krieps is 38 years old and I do not know why she's being styled like she's got 30 years on that, and (b) I feel like Vicky Krieps could play Adult Millie Bobby Brown in something.

Yseult in Schiaparelli.

If you're going to wear this, you DO wear it to Cannes.

Soo Joo Park

I guess that's also true for this.

Frida Aasen

This is disco fun and she almost doesn't need the necklace.

Jimmy Jean Louis

He always looks dapper, and this is no different.

Elena Galifa

This has the vibe of Formal Party Chewbacca. That's not really a complaint?

Liya Kebede

This actually ALSO feels like Star Wars. Or maybe like Dune. Dune, I'm changing my answer to Dune.

Blanca Blanco

This is dreamy. So much of Cannes this year is themed FLUFF.

Alessandra Ambrosio

And it's not Cannes if someone doesn't take "disco" and drive it all the way to "disco ball."

Rose Bertram in Tony Ward

We've gotten a bit too deep into the Barbie thing here.

Rebecca Kunikowski

!!!!!!!!! This is a formal dickey.

Luma Grothe

No, it just looks like a normal skirt to me.

Liza Koshy

This actually feels a bit underdone for Cannes. But cute for Coachella.

Leonie Hanne

This color is spectacular and I feel like they took the concept of looking like you're in a bathing suit and emerging from the pool way way way way way way way WAY WAY too literally.

Leonie Hanne

TOO LITERALLY!

Marta Lozano

This is a similar shape and I feel like it works much much better. It's also 73% more '80s.

Meredith Mickelson

This looks ever so slightly like she's taken a dry, stiff paint trap and really run with it.

Meera Chopra

Similar idea, more sequins.

Aamito Lagum

This is dreamy.

Marta Diaz

And this is pretty classic. (Or, I could also punctuate that as "pretty, classic.")

Flora Coquerel

This is really beautiful.

Alicia Aylies

This feels like WHEN SERGING MACHINES ATTACK.

Ly Nha Ky

This is unsubtle but it DOES have a lot of Vegas Showgirl Zing in a way I appreciate.

Begum Kutuk Yasaroglu

This might be the polar opposite.

Juana Acosta in Armani Prive FW14 Couture

I LOVED this Armani collection -- it got a ton of play at the time -- and it's exciting to see it back out and about again.

Idris Elba Has Arrived in Cannes

Along with Swinton herself.