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Rosamund Pike in McQueen

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This is gorgeous on her. Top to tail, down to the styling, this is a look Nicole Kidman should have gotten and I assume she's writing a very angry note right now on some hotel stationery from the pile of notepads she ganks from all over the world (oh, come on, we all take them).

Emma Roberts in Thai Nguyen

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Unfortunately, the dog ate her couture.

Allison Janney

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I think Allison Janney might be a divine being.

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I am less fond of this. And the hairdo looks so disconnected from her, as if it's a wig. I don't think it is, but... it almost looks like a different person. Like her fraternal twin who looks REALLY CLOSE but not quite.

Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji

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That's very pretty, but the fabric doesn't look as luxe magnified. I wish it had texture.

in Shoji

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She matches the damn logo. Tell me THAT'S not synergy.

in Shoji

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Simple but stunning.

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This more casual one works on her, too. Well played, madame.

Rachel Hilson

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Rachel is in a movie about LA in the time of the Rodney King riots, and this is FANTASTIC. What a mark to make, especially when you're competing with your co-star Halle Berry's cleavage.

Karimah Westbrook

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Karimah is in Suburbicon and is a relative newcomer, and ALSO is stealing the show. This is stunning, and I actually like the way it stands out in the street shots better than against the red carpet.

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This is good enough that the sheer doesn't even bother me.

Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton

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That renders okay from afar, but it's like a quilt plus some leather backpack straps.

Ruth Wilson in Johanna Ortiz

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 10: Ruth Wilson attends the "Dark River" premiere during the 2017 Toronto International Film Festival at Winter Garden Theatre on September 10, 2017 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Jeremy Chan/Getty Images)

One day, Ruth would look back on this time and wonder why, exactly, she agreed to work the gift-wrap station on the Jolly Roger.

Ruth Wilson

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This doesn't really NEED the Muppet belt.

in Markus Lupfer

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Is it really fair to say ANYONE "designed" that tank top?

Kristin Scott Thomas

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Oh, Kristin, give Marmee March back her blouse.

Elisabeth Moss in Rochas

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That's a very pretty, intricate skirt. The lace pattern is actually dragonflies.

Jenna Fischer

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Jenna Fischer? Jenna DISH-er. (Sigh. But she looks amazing.)

Claire Foy in Tibi

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I suppose when you've spent the last few months on Queen Elizabeth's regalia, you might want to keep it painfully simple for a while.

Alison Brie in Philosophy

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This is everything I wish I'd looked like when I was... okay, fine, yesterday.

in Roland Mouret

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This is a better smart-casual look for me than Ruth Wilson's tank top.

Sally Hawkins in Vivienne Westwood

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I... mostly like her shoes?

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NO ONE IN HER LIFE SHOULD HAVE CO-SIGNED THESE. She must have gone rogue.

Evan Rachel Wood in D&G

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She continues to slay the suiting. 

in Stella

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 10: Evan Rachel Wood attends the "A Worthy Companion" premiere during the 2017 Toronto International Film Festival at Scotiabank Theatre on September 10, 2017 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Phillip Faraone/Getty Images)

And then it got back up and she killed it again. She is doing Stella McCartney every favor in the book EXCEPT with her makeup, which feels like it belongs to the other outfit.

Emma Stone

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This is underwhelming, and so is HER makeup.

Elisabeth Shue

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I'm so glad she's out and about again. Elisabeth Shue in Cocktail was my FAVORITE when I was a kid. She was just so cool. Way cooler than Tom Cruise deserved.

Jennifer Beals

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That is a LOT of blush colored stuff. But give it up for her shoes.

Julianne Nicholson

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This is tragic on every level, not least the one on which her left boob is sitting, having been summarily dismissed by the bodice. WHY is Julianne Nicholson, Serious Actress, dressing like Kjulianne Kardashian?

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That is MUCH more interesting.

Selma Blair

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She looks tremendous. 

Greta Gerwig in Sophie Theallet

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This is overwhelming on her, which is even more noteworthy when you compare it to the next slide...

in Armani

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... on which she looks her arguable best. Also, her directorial debut, Lady Bird, got raves. Saoirse Ronan for some reason wasn't there promoting it, but I wonder if she'll get another big nomination this season.

Katherine Waterston

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This would be so fun without those logo straps, which don't even fit. They look like cheap ribbon.

Margaret Qualley in Valentino

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Sure! She looks cute. WHY NOT, MARGARET. 

Dianna Agron in Dior

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Meanwhile, DIOR HATES EVERYONE.

Emma Thompson

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Emma Thompson's face says, "Yes, Dior TERRIFIES me."

Shazi Raja

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Gorgeous.

Maisie Williams in Armani

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Arya Stark would hate this. She's like a human Valentine. A red-walker.

Emma Roberts

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I would trade the purse for a pattern or color, but the minidress is mod and adorable. I love the layered collar.

Odeya Rush

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When Half Pint Hit Puberty.

Gemma Arterton

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Well. She looks surprisingly cute in this, but... it's like a formal playsuit.

Mary J. Blige in Gucci

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That's actually a pretty good dress, Mary J. I approve. Finally you can sleep comfortably.

Bella Heathcote in D&G

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That reminds me of a picture frame I once needlepointed, which believe it or not, I mean as a compliment. But then it's ruined by the shoes. Even if you disagree with me that they look like she made them in art class, they're screaming way too loudly at the dress.

Laurie Metcalf and Tracy Letts

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Laurie Metcalf may think Jared Leto is a very well-dressed person.

Kate Mara in Giambattista Valli

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 10: Kate Mara attends the "Chappaquiddick" premiere during the 2017 Toronto International Film Festival at Roy Thomson Hall on September 10, 2017 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images)

The light makes it look like she spilled something down her chest.

in David Koma

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 12: Kate Mara and Jamie Bell attend the "Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool" premiere during the 2017 Toronto International Film Festival at Roy Thomson Hall on September 12, 2017 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images)

There's something very 60s Interior Design about this.

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