Michelle Williams

I had completely forgotten about her being pregnant?!? The news cycle has been so AGGRESSIVE lately. This is a lovely drape on her, and it makes me wish she'd shake up the cuts a little bit when she ISN'T pregnant.

Daniel Radcliffe and Weird Al

This movie looks like a hoot?!? It didn't occur t me that they'd do it parody-style, for some reason, but the fact that they did is just perfect. I love these two, and I respect that DanRad makes such bold choices.

Evan Rachel Wood

This is mostly forgettably fine, saved by the fact that she's doing a GREAT pose with it.

Gabrielle Union

This outfit is ALSO mostly forgettable, but I'm staring at her necklace trying to figure out what it is. If this were the Da Vinci Code, someone would be trying to crack it open for secrets to a spiritual treasure.

Jamila Gray

Jamila is starring in "On The Come Up," the adaptation of Angie Thomas's book. This is super on her. (It's not the same dress Jodie Turner-Smith was just wearing; they're just coincidentally close.)

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

Okay, this is fantastic, if you just ignore that no one put enough thought into the shoes. Also, she's on Only Murders In The Building, and there's a non-spoilery moment in season 2 when she busts out a song verse, and I think the ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED look on Martin Short's face is genuine. (She is a Broadway actress; she can belt.)

Angie Thomas

YES ANGIE. I love to see an author get glammed up and turned out.

Sanaa Lathan

And this is incredible. I'm sure wearing it felt like the antidote to spending all that time on Succession's third season with miserable jerks (the characters, not the cast).

Jessie Buckley in Erdem from 2019

She looks like a time traveler trying to fit into Victorian England.

Claire Foy in Prada, Sarah Polley, Jessie Buckley, and Rooney Mara in McQueen

We didn't have a full shot of this, but everyone in here looks exactly as you'd expect (Jessie somehow included; she's your Expect The Unexpected). Sarah Polley looks divine, and her film Women Talking is getting excellent buzz, so I hope we see more of her.

Julia Stiles

This is fine, but what I think we all want to talk about is getting the greats of the late 90s/early aughts together for a REAL throwback movie. Put all those characters in the same universe and MESS SHIT UP. Kat Stratford crosses paths with Katherine Merteuil and Cecile Caldwell, and the She's All That couple is bitterly divorced and he's courting Lauren Ambrose from Can't Hardly Wait, who ditched Seth Green, who chased after Jennifer Love Hewitt for a while but it was her character from I Know What You Did Last Summer... let it get messy.

Taylor Swift and Sadie Sink

Well, applause, Taylor. But what happened to Sadie? Would this work if her shoes were not 20 lbs each, or is the whole thing as shlumpy on her as I think it is? Compare that, too, to this...

Sadie Sink in Stella McCartney

Same stylist, TOTALLY different effect. This fits beautifully and appropriately ushers her into her bombshell adulthood.

Chloe East

That ruffle is just not fair to do to anyone.

Natalie Morales

I approve! I also like the carpet. Was it sponsored by The Bay? Serious question. It has to be, right?

Kate Beckinsale in Bach Mai

Well, it's... Barbie with a whip.

Judith Light

We've missed you, Angela!

Sterling K Brown

The salt in his beard is NICE.

Lily James in Victoria Beckham

So I guess... if you put the buttons low enough, it's a dress?

Andrew Scott

Hot Priest looks hot. Everything is on-brand here. (We are FINALLY watching Band of Brothers with the beans, and I was so happy to see him -- I didn't know who he was back in 2001! -- and then so very sad like half a second later.)

Lena Dunham and Luis Felber

Lena's movie Catherine Called Birdy is getting nice reviews (better than when she's written her own material lately, so maybe this is a good pivot for her?) and this dress is super on her.

Bella Ramsey

And I'm very happy for Bella, the 18-year old star of the movie. I think a snazzy suit is a great pick for this.

Isis Hainsworth

Isis is also in the movie. She herself is so cute, but someone may have made this from fabric remnants. So that would be sustainable, at least....?

Sophie Okonedo

I love all of this until we get to the mesh toe-boxes.

Sophie Okonedo

Oh, no, she bought them in two colors.

Anna Kendrick in Maticevski

Sure! That's actually really good.

Lucy Boynton

This is a refried mess.

Lucy Boynton, Bella Ramsey

And she looks like a sunburn here. (Bella apparently is also into QUIRKY suits.)

Thuso Mbedu

It's coffee filters, but beautiful.

Emily Hampshire

I don't know about the white and the cream here... also this all seems so long and drapey. She's getting lost in it.

with Emma Corrin

Emily is also reminding me suddenly of Mary Louise Parker. Emma, meanwhile, has let moths ruin the sweater Granny knit them.

Maitreyi Ramakrishnan

Yay, I love this on her.

Maitreyi Ramakrishnan

AND this. What a dish.

Michelle Monaghan

Hmm. I think... a simpler top with all that skirt. This is very twee.

Michelle Monaghan in Christopher Esber

Sigh. It's a pelvic cage.

Samara Weaving

This is what she'll wear to play Margot Robbie in the movie adaptation of how they made I, Tonya. LAYERS, you see.

Mia Goth in D&G

She is a bride of yikes here, on many levels (to her horror franchise, to D&G, to Shia LaBeouf... yes I said it)(although apparently the horror movies are very good; they're yikes to me because I can't handle them).

Minnie Driver

She looks eleven feet tall in this. I looked her up and she's 5'10", which IS tall, so that makes sense.

Jessica Chastain in Elie Saab

However, she ALSO looks tall in this, and she's 5'4". The magic of photography and a red jumpsuit, I guess. And for all I know she's wearing 6-inch platforms under there.

Eddie Redmayne in Dior

Professor Twaddle would LOVE to talk more about the coefficient of friction, if he could just remember where he put his glasses.

Olivia Colman and Tanya Moodie

I liked all of this so much more before I realized I could see Tanya's bra. There's so much else going on; it feels like her stylist could have strategized this one differently.

Glen Powell

Hangman! When will he and Ryan Gosling play relatives?

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner in Louis Vuitton

Joe seems like he's about to pitch you on a new artists' retreat that he insists is not at ALL culty, and Sophie looks awesome and is the reason you're going to join and just hope you don't lose all your money.

Anna Diop in Carolina Herrera

The shoulder pad boobs are resoundingly NOT my thing, and more importantly, I cannot imagine they would have been Mrs. Herrera's, either.

Ewan McGregor, Ethan Hawke

Ethan, sir, if THAT is your dandruff, then please NEVER use Head & Shoulders.

Jonathan Majors

I love the whole idea of this, but don't think any of the accessories go with the core suit.

Zac Efron

"The Greatest Beer Run Ever" sounds so bad. Also, Zac recently said his jaw looks different because he slipped in his house while running in his socks, and broke his face. I only mention it because I figured someone might ask if it's definitely him. It is.

Grace Van Dien

I just learned she's the daughter of Casper Van Dien (90210, Starship Troopers) and Carrie Mitchum, whom she very much resembles. You might know her from Stranger Things season 4. She looks mildly terrified here, which I find relatable. It's how I would look too.

Elisabeth Moss, O-T Fagbenle

This is such a weirdly... romantic backdrop for this show.

Bruce Miller, Yvonne Strahovski, Warren Littlefield

And this! The Handmaid's Tale is not a noted comedic romp. Nor is it particularly a dystopian future anymore. It's pretty much the present in several states.

Brian Cox, Catherine Hardwicke

That lining on Brian's suit is hilarious. Everyone here is rightly pleased with their own sartorial sass level.

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