Kate Hudson

Well this is... fine, right? It's not inspired, and it's maybe barely actually designed, and she might also be serving as someone's emergency bridesmaid. But it'll do. The necklace is at least super.

Danielle Deadwyler

I wish the top had a bit more to it, but honestly, she looks sort of badass in this.

Sarah Paulson

I am speechless. But not laughless. This is HILARIOUS?!? She looks like she's at a charity fundraising gala for the Wild Things, who can't afford a wild rumpus in this economy. Never change, Sarah.

Ella Hunt

Wow, the Sarlacc pit got a huge makeover.

Elizabeth Berkley

She might have gone a little too far with the glassy skin, but the tux works.

Sophie Thatcher

Sometimes she looks like she put her eye makeup on with a Swiffer. But the dress fits her aesthetic pretty well.

Este Haim

This dress says, "Oh whatever, I'm not going to stay that long."

Kaia Gerber

I am uninspired. I want to shorten it and then pair it with cooler shoes.

Moses Ingram

I might have gone with sparkly shoes here, too, but the gown is pretty. And her face is just glowing.

Demi Moore

Demi's been rocking it lately.

Demi Moore

That's also excellent. I'm very happy for her. Apparently, in addition to promoting the Swans in the hope of awards, she's in a new Taylor Sheridan show called Landman starring Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Hamm, Andy Garcia, and Ali Larter, about "the world of oil rigs in West Texas, where "roughnecks and wildcat billionaires are fueling a boom so big it’s reshaping our climate, our economy, and our geopolitics." So it's like Dallas and Dynasty mixed together, run through a Yellowstone filter.

Gillian Anderson

Somehow she's making sequins look casual.

Morena Baccarin

This is like a giant sweatervest that succumbed to gravity.

Sarah Pidgeon, Carla Gugino and Naomi Watts

It's rare that Naomi Watts's dress is the worst one in a given photo, but here we are.

Julianna Margulies

She might need a necklace.

Nicholas Braun, Rachel Sennott and Willem Dafoe

Holy cow, Nicholas Braun really is tall, and also I think this is the first red carpet photo I've ever seen where Rachel isn't making a heavy-lidded come hither face and I like it. I don't think she's figured out her style yet -- we went from micro-minis to Balenciaga in the blink of an eye, and I feel like she should explore hipper acreage in between.

Lamorne Morris

BOOP.

Skylar Aleece Smit

She's in "The Piano Lesson," an August Wilson play adaptation produced by Denzel, starring a bunch of his kids and then Samuel L. Jackson. Look how DELIGHTFUL she is.

Gail Bean

She looks so HAPPY with her full-torso napkin.

Julie Delpy

I am not ready for long denim skirts, although she does look pleasantly like she wants to teach us all the recorder.

Teresa Palmer

But I will take ten long skirts over fuchsia denim jorts.

Isabella Rossellini

I love her coat.

Salma Hayek

This is glamorous and perfect.

Jurnee Smollett

Well, it... WANTS to fit.

Brett Goldstein, Imogen Poots

They're in a "sci fi romantic drama" that he also wrote, and they look cute together. Her neutral makeup is working here, but everyone needs to talk to Juliana Margulies about where bodices should sit.

Dakota Johnson

I give her credit for looking pretty good in the colors of a 70s kitchen.

Oluniké Adeliyi

Gorgeous.

Macauley Culkin, Brenda Song

Brenda is in The Last Showgirl with Pamela Anderson, Macauley is not in anything at present, because there might be an archaic one Culkin at a time rule.

Dave Bautista

He is developing a rom-com for himself, which I find delightful. He looks so dapper, but also as if he might have borrowed someone's grandmother's sunglasses.

Crispin Glover

That's George McFly!

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This is a LONG film festival. (They honestly all are.)