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Ruth Negga in Gucci

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 21: Actress Ruth Negga attends the Tiffany & Co. 2017 Blue Book Collection Gala at ST. Ann's Warehouse on April 21, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.)

I'm surprised Salma Hayek didn't call dibs on it first. It isn't... disastrous on her? It could be, so easily. (It would have been on Salma.) The boots are so heavy with it, and it has a stuffy quality that Ruth herself absolutely does not; I want her in something more youthful. Worse, the necklace is misplaced there. It's ridiculous. Almost as if her contract stipulated that she had to wear one but she forgot to leave room for it, so they just... threw it on over her collar.

Reese Witherspoon in Brandon Maxwell

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 21: Actress Reese Witherspoon attends the Tiffany & Co. 2017 Blue Book Collection Gala at ST. Ann's Warehouse on April 21, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.)

Ruth really should have given her neckwear to Reese. This is the cousin to Blake's green jumpsuit, and y'all, Blake's fit better. Why is this bodice so low? This all seems very last-minute somehow.

Claire Danes in Monse

NEW YORK, UNITED STATES - APRIL 21: Actress Claire Danes attends the Tiffany & Co. 2017 Blue Book Collection Gala at ST. Ann's Warehouse on April 21, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.)

Well it's not the worst Monse I've ever seen. But their obsession with folds often comes across more sloppily than I think they mean it.

Jennifer Hudson in Dsquared2

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 21: Jennifer Hudson performs at the Tiffany & Co. 2017 Blue Book Collection Gala at ST. Ann's Warehouse on April 21, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.)

Oh my God, though. It's Tiffany and Co., Jennifer, not Tiffany and Charo.

Doutzen Kroes in Celine

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 21: Model Doutzen Kroes attends the Tiffany & Co. 2017 Blue Book Collection Gala at ST. Ann's Warehouse on April 21, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.)

Hang on, I have this weird urge to put on giant pajamas.

Haley Bennett in J Mendel

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 21: Actress Haley Bennett attends the Tiffany & Co. 2017 Blue Book Collection Gala at ST. Ann's Warehouse on April 21, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.)

This is pretty, but rather more of a ball gown than most people went with -- not that it matters, but I wonder if she got there and was like, "Dammit, I blew my skirt wad on the wrong party." The angle here might be to blame for why it looks like it's stiffly constructed.

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 21: Actress Haley Bennett attends the Tiffany & Co. 2017 Blue Book Collection Gala at ST. Ann's Warehouse on April 21, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.)

We also need to talk about her hair. It's not working. And actually, I think she can totally carry short hair; just not perhaps THIS short hair. It's less a particular style than it is Hair That Somehow Got To Be Shorter Than It Once Was. As if she went straight to the grow-out phase and forgot to enjoy a good cut first. 

Dominic West

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 21: Actor Dominic West attends the Tiffany & Co. 2017 Blue Book Collection Gala at ST. Ann's Warehouse on April 21, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Tiffany & Co.)

And then McNulty showed up.

A Tiffany Event Adds To The High Volume of Formalwear From This Weekend
It's like a Coachella antidote.

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