Tiffany Men's Party

Rowan Blanchard in Giuseppe di Morabito

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10442134g) Rowan Blanchard attends the launch of New Tiffany and Co. Men's Collection at the Hollywood Athletic Club, in Los Angeles Launch of New Tiffany and Co. Men's Collection, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Oct 2019

Her head is phenomenal here, and she looks truly foxy in this dress; I just wish I couldn't see her navel. This is definitely A Vibe, though. I wish I'd ever been a person with this kind of self-assurance. That is some serious face she's serving.

Debby Ryan in Ferragamo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10442134h) Debby Ryan attends the launch of New Tiffany and Co. Men's Collection at the Hollywood Athletic Club, in Los Angeles Launch of New Tiffany and Co. Men's Collection, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Oct 2019

Meanwhie, Debby is off to her first day at work at Jurassic World. How are these two at the same party? (In fairness, Debby was ALSO at that Ferragamo shindig, but changing clothes in the limo is not unheard of in this town.)

Lili Reinhart in Michael Kors

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jason Merritt/Radarpics/Shutterstock (10442129ga) Lili Reinhart at Tiffany & Co. Mens Launch, held at Hollywood Athletic Club, Los Angeles, CA @tiffanyandco #TiffanyMens Tiffany & Co. Mens Launch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Oct 2019 Wearing Michael Kors

She looks stunning. Her makeup is fantastic; it's a good neutral-but-still-defined look.

Justin Theroux

This was a party for Tiffany's men's line of accessories, so everyone else here is a dude. Justin looks fine, and also like he lost the key to his handcuffs so he just tore them away from each other and headed on over.

Alberto Frezza

I have no idea if he'll be on Station 19 again, but he was very cute on it and he's doing pretty well with the double-breasted challenge.

Christian Combs

This is Diddy's son, dutifully making sure we can see this exorbitant watch. I can't tell if the coat falling off is part of his outfit, Kardashian-style, or what. He's wearing a LOT of fabric.

Lucky Blue Smith

Forelocks are for horses.

James Turlington

James is Christy Turlington's nephew, and I mean... LOOK AT HIM. Of course he is.

Jack Marsden

And HE is James Marsden's son, and again... OF COURSE HE IS. Both of them, the lips are a giveaway, I think. I am however SUPER unclear why he's dressed as Gilligan.

Tyrod Taylor

Tyrod's pants are too short, but he had to be a Cleveland Brown last year for a spell and may still be recovering. (I think now he's with the Chargers.)

ASAP Ferg

He looks like a different person picked out every single element of this outfit.

Victor Cruz

I am WAY into those pants, but the dusty rose sneakers are a hard pass.

Cody Simpson

Cody is a singer who has also been posting photos of himself in tiny swim spankies on his social media, because he's swimming for the USC Trojans. He's also hooking up with Miley Cyrus right now. Anyway, from this photo, you can completely tell he's working the swimmer physique right now, but if you need to do further research then I am here for you.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stewart Cook/Shutterstock (10440405an) Cody Simpson Tiffany Men's Collection, Arrivals, Hollywood Athletic Club, Los Angeles, USA - 11 Oct 2019

Reader, I laughed.