Sarah Paulson in Brock Collection

Wow. At BEST this is what Half-Pint wore on her honeymoon.

Naomi Campbell

That dress was made of three different lampshades, right? It's a HORROR STORY. You could actually describe this outfit by a campfire with a flashlight under your chin, and the ENTIRE scout troop will have a sleepless night.

Zendaya

I am sad we didn't have a full-on photo of this extremely voluminous confection. It looks like she's randomly and unevently inflating herself. 

Greta Gerwig

I want to re-edit this. The skirt could be something. The shirt needs to get over wanting to be Ariana Grande's hairstyle.

Yara Shahidi

This is all quite elegant and then the shoes make me want to hurl them out of a moving car. SO MANY OTHER CHOICES IN THIS WORLD.

Doutzen Kroes

I mean, she makes it work, but she's practically doing laps in the coat.

Michelle Williams

I really need her to do a Shape magazine feature on her leg regimen. Also, I have a suspicion that is a child-size romper.

Ava Phillippe

Feeling the lipstick.  Not so much the arm bows.

Kendall Jenner

This looks like one of those sex aprons you buy with a naughty cookbook.

Hailey Baldwin

My tiny mind can't comprehend a world in which she is one of the best-turned-out in an entire slideshow.

This Tiffany Party Did Not Bring Out The Best In Everyone

I'm looking at you, Paulson. And Campbell.