Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

Seriously, I have no idea. Ashley is wearing a glamper's finest black satin tent, and Mary-Kate is dressed in what I imagine is the livery of SWINTON's footmen.

Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen

I can't tell if those are strings hanging from MK's behind, or shadows, or... I don't know, maybe she brought some spaghetti with her from dinner. As usual, I have no choice but to admire their accessories, because the Olsen sandwich will not allow itself to be consumed open-faced.

Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen

HARK. A SPLIT. I can see why MK was hiding the crotch on those suckers. She's giving MC Hammer some serious flashbacks right about now.

To Fugmother's House We Go

My new theory about the Olsens is that the whole reason they stand smooshed together like a sprouting plant is that they don't WANT us to see what they're wearing. Well. That's not going to stop us from trying, ladies, so you may as well detach and spin. [Photos: Getty, Splash]