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# To Put It Bluntly, I Don't Like What Emily Is Wearing
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/to-put-it-bluntly-i-dont-like-what-emily-is-wearing-07-2019/
- Published: 2019-07-12T17:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2019-07-12T14:25:58.000Z
- Description: Zing.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Elie Saab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

I promise that I, too, am tired of making Molly Ringwald references every time someone shows up in something pink and semi-homemade. But we could solve that problem if people *stopped* showing up in things that are pink and semi-homemade. This is like if the *Pretty in Pink* finale had a baby with a stretchy sweaterdress, then released it into the wild to raise itself. The result is a feral frock that leaned into the worst of its DNA.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/07/2b05d94b327-1562910562.jpg "13th Annual America Institute for Stuttering Freeing Voices Changing")

"Oh, crumbs," she's thinking. "I should've had a V-8."

It's okay, Emily. You can crack one tomorrow while you return this to sender.

###### \[Photos: InstarImages.com\]