> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Tom Brady's Birthday - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/tom-bradys-birthday/ - Published: 2020-08-03T18:45:21.000Z - Updated: 2020-08-03T05:36:22.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ## 2000 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/08/6475445a-1596430692.jpg) "Oh jeepers, is that what my hair looks like? Fellas, do I need to DO something about this?" ## 2002 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/6438251a-1596430685.jpg) "I did something about it! Boy, did I!" ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-105251530-1596430744.jpg) "Well, it's a pajama shirt, actually, and I love a relaxed fit leg, and I mean, I thought all famous superheroes have big leather jackets? No?" ## 2004, with Adriana Lima ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-105353993-1596430752.jpg) "And so I told my dry cleaner to shrink it a little so that I would seem Too Big For Turtlenecks and I think it worked." ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/6392890d-1596430670.jpg) "WELL, let me tell you a little story about drying my hair with the bathroom hand-dryer! The VOLUME, and I don't just mean the noise, friends!" ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/6408089a-1596430677.jpg) "Yippee, criss-cross-applesauce! Who's telling me a story?" ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-76223976-1596430699.jpg) "AND THEN an old crone asked me to cross her palm with two pieces of silver and then told me, 'IN FIFTEEN YEARS EVERYONE WILL HAVE THIS HAIRCUT,' and I was like, 'Yay me!!!!' and then she said, 'BECAUSE THEY MADE THEIR LOVED ONES CUT IT WITH DRUGSTORE CLIPPERS AND IT WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN AS PANDEMIC HAIR,' and suddenly maybe this doesn't sound like it was a compliment?" ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-79169730-1596430707.jpg) "And the lady came BACK and said, 'OH MY GOD KEEP YOUR TWO PIECES OF SILVER THIS TIME, I'LL JUST WARN YOU THAT THIS IS THE OTHER PANDEMIC HAIR.'" ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-81167327-1596430714.jpg) "You know what else tastes good, besides protein shakes? Metal microphones! Mmm." ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-84110874-1596430721.jpg) "GISELE! Gisele the car tried to hurt me again. I think it's a Steelers fan." ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-98827742-1596430728.jpg) "And THEN the crone basically just tweeted at me, 'IT JUST GETS WORSE, DOESN'T IT? I COULD WRING OUT THAT HAIR AND FRY SOME DONUTS.'" ## 2010 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-101650571-1596430737.jpg) "You BETCHA I took the challenge! The Alex P. Keaton Coiffee Talk Challenge! I WIN!!!" ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/jan-2011_tombrady_spl233143_001-compressed-1596430834.jpg) "Sometimes I wonder if I overreacted about my hair back in 2000." ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/march_2011_tombrady_spl255050_002-compressed-1596430846.jpg) "IF you want my body, AND you like my man-bun COME ON Gisele let me KNOOOOW." ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-113513053-1596430760.jpg) "Be cool, TB, your moment is coming." ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/2017-giselebundchen_113508390-compressed-1493612592-1596430661.jpg) "Mmmmmf." ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-113845192-1596430767.jpg) "The name's Riggins. Tim Riggins." ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-143937313-1596430779.jpg) "The name's Pearce. Australian movie star Guy Pearce." ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-145773694-1596430787.jpg) "Um HELLOOO it's called 'undersized' and it's the next big trend, gentlemen!" ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-476866165-1596430794.jpg) "Ooooh yes I run good." ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-482093037-1596430805.jpg) "Gisele calls this hair 'There's Something About Tommy'." ## 2018 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-955786682-1596430813.jpg) "Settle a bet: Which one of us looks less comfortable? TRICK QUESTION! We're both miserable!" ## 2019 with Jimmy G ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-1146988725-1596430820.jpg) "Look at this handsome young QB! I was just showing him how to power-tuck his shirt. Now where is my coat? ... Seriously, this is my coat-check slip, can you get it please?" ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-1168968454-1596430827.jpg) "I am NEATO." [Today Is Tom Brady's Birthday, So Let's Celebrate With Some Bad Pics Of Him!Sports rivalries are petty and so am I!!!![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/08/6475445a-1596430692.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/today-is-tom-bradys-birthday-so-lets-celebrate-with-some-bad-pics-of-him-08-2020/)