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Angela Bassett

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 12: Angela Bassett attends the BFI Chair's Dinner where Tom Cruise receives the BFI Fellowship at Rosewood London on May 12, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

I wouldn't mind a version of this where the top turns into a whole dress. Separates are fine but it doesn't look like the kind of top that wants to, or even should, sit under a jacket.

Hayley Atwell

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 12: Hayley Atwell attends the BFI Chair's Dinner where Tom Cruise receives the BFI Fellowship at Rosewood London on May 12, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

Boring shoes, foxy suit. Her makeup also looks a little off? Peggy Carter set such a high bar for that, I guess.

Sabrina Elba in Maison Margiela

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 12: Sabrina Elba attends the BFI Chair's Dinner where Tom Cruise receives the BFI Fellowship at Rosewood London on May 12, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

This looks like a charcoal drawing that a horse girl would do in honor of a deceased steed, along with an inspirational quote about the road to Heaven rising up to meet it, or something. It's a weird outfit and she's done the least with it, which is ALSO odd. It seems to be a minidress from the 2008 collection that she may have added a skirt to.

Greg Tarzan Davis

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 12: Greg Tarzan Davis attends the BFI Chair's Dinner where Tom Cruise receives the BFI Fellowship at Rosewood London on May 12, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

He was just on Top Chef, and they all called him Tarzan, but it seems that IS just a nickname and I don't believe is what he actually sincerely goes by in life? Anyway: handsome.

Pom Klementieff

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 12: Pom Klementieff attends the BFI Chair's Dinner where Tom Cruise receives the BFI Fellowship at Rosewood London on May 12, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

This is messy and she looks washed-out in it. Pom Klementieff has WACKY taste, but not usually sloppy taste. I hope this means she's turning it WAY UP for Cannes.

Hannah Waddingham

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 12: Hannah Waddingham attends the BFI Chair's Dinner where Tom Cruise receives the BFI Fellowship at Rosewood London on May 12, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

This is VERY simple, which is not a bad thing, but it does scream for saucy accessories. She NABs so hard. Somebody please bangle this woman, and then maybe she can borrow Pom's metallic shoes.

Tramell Tillman

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 12: Tramell Tillman attends the BFI Chair's Dinner where Tom Cruise receives the BFI Fellowship at Rosewood London on May 12, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

MILKSHAKE IS KING.

Simon Pegg

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 12: Simon Pegg attends the BFI Chair's Dinner where Tom Cruise receives the BFI Fellowship at Rosewood London on May 12, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

He looks like he's about to officiate a wedding.

Tom Cruise

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 12: Tom Cruise attends the BFI Chair's Dinner where he receives the BFI Fellowship at Rosewood London on May 12, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Max Cisotti/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

There is something very comforting about Tom's lack of glamour. His hair is a mess and his tie is a tad too short, but he doesn't care because he also jumps out of planes on the back of motorcycles and pledges allegiance to a terrible cult; he's cool, but only at work, and that's that.

The Cast of Mission: Impossible Celebrated Tom Cruise in the UK
At the British Film Institute.

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