Tom Ford S/S 2019 Front Row

A Dubs, Henry, Cardi

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Amy Sussman/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9865773p) Anna Wintour, Henry Golding and Cardi B in the front row Tom Ford show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 05 Sep 2018

Everyone thinks Anna wears the shades so she can hide her opinions, but I think a fringe benefit is that she can let her gaze flicker to whatever OR WHOMEVER she likes and have her attention go marginally undetected.

with Tom Hanks

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Amy Sussman/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9865773g) Tom Hanks, Anna Wintour and Henry Golding in the front row Tom Ford show, Front Row, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 05 Sep 2018

"Holy shit Thomas, where did you come from?"

Hanx and Rita

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mark Von Holden/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9865771r) Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Tom Ford show, Runway, Spring Summer 2019, New York Fashion Week, USA - 05 Sep 2018

There was a time when Rita Wilson looked reliably insane, but she's been turning it UP in the last two years.

Paris Jackson

Paris Jackson... not so much. Although this isn't necessarily TERRIBLE; I just can't TELL exactly what it is. Is that a beautiful dragon attempting to erupt from her stomach? Is it the sartorial depiction of her feet's hunger for shoes that fit?

Cardi B

Cardigan B, as I've been referring to her mentally ever since I made J.Lo call her that, looked sleek and spectacular. This was sheer when it came down the runway but doesn't appear to be here, or else it's hiding its true colors very well. I love this and think she looks like a million bucks, and it's nice to see how well she can veer from campy to chic.

Suki Waterhouse

Wednesday Addams is less impressive.

Elizabeth Debicki

Elizabeth is 28, but somehow manages to project an aura of being a decade older. Is it the way she does her hair, maybe? I don't know what it is. When she actually IS a decade older, she's probably going to look EXACTLY like this and we will marvel at her moisturizer.

Hailee Steinfeld

That is a slick, great look on her. I wish for a shoe with silver or gold accents

Michiel Huisman

He smolders. If you missed him in The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society -- alongside a whole bunch of Downtonites -- then get thee to Netflix. There is one scene where he bursts into a room and I screamed for him to MAKE OUT NOW PLEASE THANKS with Lily James. I was watching alone.

Russell Westbrook

Somehow those shoes make his feet look even larger than they probably are.

Gina Gershon

She looks reliably as she always does.

Henry Golding

Of COURSE I am giving you one more Golding for the road. What am I, a monster?