The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
The sound you just heard was Steven Tyler waking up with a jolt and realizing there was something he'd forgotten to do.
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
Dear Rihanna,
Here you go!
Love always, Tom
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
I could see this on Emmas Stone or Watson -- it's sexy but still fairly modest, considering.
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
This is downright cute. Can we give it to Kristen Stewart? Keke Palmer might need something short and kicky, too. I think you could even pull this off on an older actress. What about Lucy Liu? She likes a metallic.
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
"I'll take one," Miley said aloud to the empty room. (Actually, I love the skirt.)
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
"I'll take two!" chirped Prince, to his personal shopper.
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
Because yes the elegant woman of the world with money to burn has been looking for something that ONLY covers the nip. Sharon Stone, this is your moment.
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
I fear the ass on this is totally sheer. Can we put this on Jennifer Lawrence, if it isn't?
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
BOOB CUPS. Kate Middleton, step right up! Are you looking to totally blow up your entire life? WE HAVE A DRESS FOR YOU. (Actually, I think this one is also for Rihanna, though it might have too much sleeve for her.)
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
Is it bad that my first reaction to this was, "I cannot wait to see someone on Real Housewives of Melbourne wear this?!"
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
JUST NO. NO. LADY GAGA, YOU STEP AWAY.
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
If only the Maleficent junket weren't over.
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
This model looks appropriately terrified, no?
The Tom Ford Show at London Fashion Week
PLEASE, someone, WEAR THIS. I HAVE SO MANY JOKES.