PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Diane Kruger attends the Balmain Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
I'm not mad about this. This is fine. This is normal. This is something a human person would wear. I like the shoes.
Noomi Rapace at Balmain
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Noomi Rapace attends the Balmain Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
This is, in fact, almost TOO normal for this blessed Kook.
Jeremy Pope at Balmain
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Jeremy Pope attends the Balmain Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
That shirt says Tom Ford For Gucci 1997 and I will never be mad at that. We all had so many knock-offs!
Naomi Watts at Balmain
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Naomi Watts attends the Balmain Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Aurore Marechal/Getty Images)
Quite fabulous.
Erin Wasson at Tom Ford
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Erin Wasson attends the Tom Ford Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Honestly, this is weird. It's like half lingerie, half leather apron. (The Tom Ford show was good, too.)
Ricky Martin at Tom Ford
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Ricky Martin attends the Tom Ford Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
HANDSOME.
Ji Chang-Wook at Tom Ford
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Ji Chang-Wook attends the Tom Ford Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Also very handsome!
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at Tom Ford
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: Rosie Huntington Whiteley attends the Tom Ford Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Surely SOMEONE is working on a Substack article about how everyone is dressing like we're in the Matrix now. I don't know what that means but honestly I think it's probably bad.
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Leonie Hanne attends the Stella McCartney Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
The rest of this slide show is Stella and I have to warn you. It's ALL over the place and a lot of it is BAD. This is objectively okay.
Isla Fisher at Stella McCartney
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Isla Fischer attends the Stella McCartney Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
Here we are in the Matrix again, still. No offense to her, but I don't know that I think Isla Fisher would thrive in the Matrix.
This is...fine? Mildly disheveled? None of these people look like they're going to the same place.
Hannah Waddingham at Stella McCartney
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Hannah Waddingham attends the Stella McCartney Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. This is so bad that I actually double-checked to make sure it's her; I thought this HAD to be mislabeled. It is not, but she should tell people it is. This is a CRIME.
Oprah Winfrey at Stella McCartney
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Oprah Winfrey attends the Stella McCartney Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
Meanwhile, Oprah is like, "I'm just having a blast trying some slightly kooky pants!!!"
Camille Razat at Stella McCartney
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Camille Razat attends the Stella McCartney Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
This is better than I thought it was when I mistakenly believed her bag was part of her pants.
Ilona Maher at Stella McCartney
Ilona Maher at the Stella McCartney fashion show as part of Paris Fashion Week Fall 2026 on March 4, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by River Callaway/WWD via Getty Images)
I adore her and those pants are very silly.
Helen Hunt and Makena Lei Carnahan at Stella McCartney
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Helen Hunt and Makena Lei Carnahan attend the Stella McCartney Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
Both of these people decided to wear stuff they already owned. (Makena is Helen's daughter.)
Casie Colson Baker and Machine Gun Kelly at Stella McCartney
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Casie Colson Baker and Machine Gun Kelly (R) attend the Stella McCartney Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
And Casie is MGK's daughter. She looks cute and he, as usual, looks pretty cool and I have to imagine she finds him super embarrassing most of the time, because he is her Dad.
Natalia Vodianova at Stella McCartney
PARIS, FRANCE - MARCH 04: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Natalia Vodianova attends the Stella McCartney Womenswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on March 04, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)
This is GREAT and also she looks like she's stopping by on the way from another event.
