
Oh, Toni. Toni, Toni, Toni. I have so many questions. Is there a tiny thong built into this somehow. using the hip elastic that's holding this thing onto your body? Actually maybe that's my only question.

This is where it really starts to get bare. She's basically going full buttock. It must have been cold. And I cannot imagine going up on a stage ANYWHERE in something that could invite a public gynecological exam with even the merest rogue air vent.

And it also just looks cheap. The way it bunches up here is so unfortunate, and truly, the design of the sides evokes an old-school menstrual belt.

"Still there? Phew."
