Helen Mirren

"Greetings to all of my faithful subjects. In other words: EVERYONE IN THE WORLD."

Helen Mirren

And listen, everyone knows I love a cape. This one seems very feminine and also something you could very easily accidentally set aflame as you swan around your penthouse drinking brandy and lighting candles and planning your revenge on your rivals.

Helen Mirren

But it's undeniably bridal and I wouldn't be surprised to find out it's LITERALLY bridal. She's divine, of course -- she only needs the Grammy to EGOT and I think that will happen in our lifetime -- but I am unsure. What say you?

Tony Awards Fug or Fab: Helen Mirren in Badgley Mischka

This is exactly what I plan to wear to my fifth wedding. (I need to get on Weddings 1-4, but...whatever. Details.) [Photos: Getty]