Amber Valletta
Somebody forgot to tell Amber that inviting models was Anna's definition of making the Tonys be fashionable. That thing is just a refried emergency backup chute.
Hilary Rhoda in Michael Kors
The bodice makes her boobs look like a tuxedo's bow tie, but honestly, she's also making this look pretty damn good.
Emily Ratajkowski in Marc Jacobs
I like the dress; I suspect I need to see her act in a few more things, though, because I can't figure out how she's getting work when she's so dead-eyed in all of her photographs. Maybe she's saving it all for in front of the movie cameras.
Joan Smalls in Givenchy
This looks like a cousin to Kim Kardashian's upholstery from the year she was pregnant with North at the Met Gala. It's BETTER than that, but it also might be nipped and tucked in strange places. Like Kim herself, possibly.
Constance Jablonski
That's nice enough, but it's hardly Big Nighttime Glamour, is it?
Kendall Jenner in Calvin Klein
On the sixth day, Anna demanded, "Bring in the leggy Jenner," and on the seventh day Anna did sit back and look upon all that she had created and knew that it was at least marginally less shitty than before. (Actually, Kendall herself looks great in this, except maybe for the hair.)