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Allison Williams in DKNY

This was custom, I believe, so good luck explaining why that one pant leg looks so sloppy. The bunching spoils the lines completely. And the leg flap on the other side is just bizarre. If you look from another angle...

Nordstrom Red Carpet Sponsorship Of The Tony Awards On Sunday, June 12, 2016

... you can see there IS a full pant leg underneath it, so... sure. It's the Phantom of the Opera mask of jumpsuits: a big ol' white thing cut on the diagonal for high drama, obscuring important details.

Judith Light

Judith's outfit, meanwhile, I thought was a gown at first. But NO.

Judith Light

It's just pants with their own duvet attached. I love you, Angela, but that top is as misconceived as the tailoring on Allison's trousers. Perhaps more so, honestly. You are so much more EVERYTHING than that thing is.

Tony Awards Wacky Pantsuit Face-Off: Allison Williams vs. Judith Light
I wish this had been an actual in-ring bout -- a battle of elan and wills, rather than fists -- but merely imagining Marnie Michaels trying to take down Angela Bower is giving me a much-needed giggle. [poll id="12698"] [Photos: Getty]

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