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# Tony Awards Well Played Carpet: Jennifer Lopez in Valentino
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/tony-awards-well-played-carpet-jennifer-lopez-in-valentino-06-2015/
- Published: 2015-06-08T15:30:24.000Z
- Updated: 2015-06-08T03:15:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Well Played, Tony Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

"HOLA LOVERS."

![jennifer lopez tony awards](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/06/jennifer-lopez-tony-awards-gettyimages-476294360.jpg "Jennifer Lopez")

"Do you see this, lovers? Do you know what it is? This is called A CURVEBALL and I just whipped it into your strike zone and you are OUT. And when Major Lopez Baseball gives me the Cy YES Award then I will use it to keep the dust off the place where my Oscar will go someday. Unless I win a Tony first. Why have I not been nominated, lovers? I have stood ON Broadway, and you know I did that better than anyone else. Sigh. Why is the world so SLOW to catch up to me?"

\[Photo: Getty\]