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Cobie Smulders in Schiaparelli

71st Annual Tony Awards held at Radio City Music Hall - Arrivals. Featuring: Cobie Smulders Where: New York, New York, United States When: 11 Jun 2017 Credit: Joseph Marzullo/WENN.com **No Contact Music**

Fabulous. She looks like an amazing art work wherein a student filled in the pattern with a collage of her father's old neckties.

Laura Linney in Derek Lam

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Laura Linney attends the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

This is ALSO fantastic. The best thing she's ever worn, in fact. I LOVE IT. Also, she and Cynthia Nixon trade roles in The Little Foxes, and I cannot imagine anything so luxurious as getting to watch both versions. What a fascinating master class that must be. (They are nominated for different roles; I think they play ONE of the parts more often than the other.)

Liu Wen in Zac Posen

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Model Liu Wen and Zac Posen attend the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

Dreamy, gorgeous, and perfectly accessorized. I didn't have any pics of her without Zac in them -- I HOPE they exist and that they just weren't in our sub. Because she should've gotten to stand alone. 

Anna Kendrick in Miu Miu

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Anna Kendrick attends the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

That's pretty, but it also comes off like she felt it was missing pizazz, so she stopped off to BeadWorks on her way to the Tonys.

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Actress Anna Kendrick attends the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

I am also not sold on the back. It didn't particularly need a trick. Nor a ponytail that long, although maybe that's Anna's way of expressing support for Ariana Grande.

Phoebe Cates

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline attend the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

Kevin won for Noel Coward's Present Laughter, in which he's appearing with Cobie and Kate Burton. I'm sure he's great in it; Kevin Kline is rarely NOT great in things, even when said things themselves are terrible. It's nice to see Phoebe Cates out and about; wouldn't SHE have been great as Veronica's mother in Riverdale? That show is all about casting throwbacks to my generation, and she'd have been divine. I like her dress, but would have left the purse at home and then been like, "OOPS, better pop into Judith Leiber."

Rachel Chavkin

71st Annual Tony Awards held at Radio City Music Hall - Arrivals. Featuring: Rachel Chavkin Where: New York, New York, United States When: 11 Jun 2017 Credit: Joseph Marzullo/WENN.com **No Contact Music**

Rachel directed this version of Great Comet, and her dress is so unusual. There's something peaceful about it that morphs into something sinister; it feels like it tells a story, only I can't decide exactly which one. Maybe it's about a field where two people go to stargaze and then accidentally summon a dead relative at what will turn out to be Tragic Personal Cost.

Laura Osnes in Badgley Mischka

71st Annual Tony Awards held at Radio City Music Hall - Arrivals. Featuring: Laura Osnes Where: New York, New York, United States When: 11 Jun 2017 Credit: Joseph Marzullo/WENN.com **No Contact Music**

Another one in the sartorial win column. 

Paloma Young

71st Annual Tony Awards held at Radio City Music Hall - Arrivals. Featuring: Paloma Young Where: New York, New York, United States When: 11 Jun 2017 Credit: Joseph Marzullo/WENN.com **No Contact Music**

She is a costumer -- for Great Comet, I believe -- and I am totally enchanted by that skirt. I almost wish I owned it in the form of Kooky Pants, except that Kooky Pants are something I enjoy in the abstract but never have the guts to wear on my own body. Also, you need to know that a) she designed this dress, b) she put deep pockets in it, and c) SHE FILLED THEM WITH SNACKS.

Eva Noblezada

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Eva Noblezada attends the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

Eva looks adorable in this, but I wish it had EITHER the waist OR the laced bodice. She was nominated for Miss Saigon, and I cannot imagine anything more stomach-fluttering than having to step into shoes the great Lea Salonga once filled. Her voice is amazing, though; she sang "I Swear I'd Give My Life For You" really wonderfully. But it was a weird choice of number. The first time I heard Miss Saigon, it was on Wogan right before it opened in the West End, when Lea Salonga and the dude who played Chris performed "Sun & Moon." A classic choice, and very transportive. Why not do that one? I know it doesn't involve the company, but this one led off with her shooting Thuy and it was very... chilly.

 

Sara Bareilles in Naeem Khan

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Sara Bareilles attends the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

This needs 100 percent less underboob. I am almost astonished; Sara Bareilles has never struck me as a Noted Underboob Aficionada.

Jay Manuel

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Jay Manuel attends the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

Great jacket, Mr. Jay, but have we EVER seen you in facial hair before?!? It looks SO STRANGE to me because I'm used to the clean-shaven ANTM days. It almost reads fake.

Thalia

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Singer Thalia attends the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

There is a lot happening here that I can't process. It looks like there's a sacred aperture on her abdomen that will only open if you lean down and whisper the correct nonsense phrase into it.

Bee (in McQueen) and Anna (in Maison Margiela)

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Bee Shaffer (L) and Anna Wintour attend the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

Anna is wearing fishing net and Bee looks sneezed on by a glitter fairy, but Anna's smile says, "LOOK AT ALL THE FASHION MY BOSSY MANDATE HATH WROUGHT." She's not wrong. Well, about the netting she was, but otherwise...

Jenna Lyons

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 11: Jenna Lyons attends the 2017 Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall on June 11, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tony Awards Productions)

"Hello. I'm here because Anna told me to come. This is my bathrobe. Don't I rock it? Don't you want it? You do. Such is my power."

The Tonys Were Rife With Fabulous Patterned Gowns
Among others:A-Dubs, Laura Linney, Cobie Smulders, Anna Kendrick, and the glorious Liu Wen.

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