Danielle Brooks in Wiederhoeft

It's precarious, but it's an upward trend for her lately AND she looks fantastic in it, so I'm going with it.

Anika Noni Rose in The New Arrivals

SPEAKING OF PRECARIOUS. She and Jennifer Lopez must have the same boob taper.

Megan Thee Stallion

She could NOT walk in this, to the point where I just don't see the point... but then again, even without the ability to separate her legs, she looks awesome in it. So I guess that IS the point and she decided it was worth it. For the amount of time she was onstage, maybe she was right.

Krysta Rodriguez

A corset and tulle does not a dream make.

Julian Sewell

Julian came as his Instagram-created character Paloma Diamond, who has been nominated for an Oscar 20 times and never won -- the Susan Lucci of the Academy Awards. She also has not won a Tony. She'd better get on that. What's your excuse, Paloma!!!

June Squibb

I was rooting so hard for June, but she was never going to beat Laurie Metcalf; nobody was. (Which is fine, I have no beef with Laurie!) June always delivers.

Lear DeBessonet

Her revival of Ragtime won, and this dress looked superb under the lights.

Ali Louis Bourzgui

This was a treat -- everyone expected Andre de Shields to win because he's a legend and awesome and that show is such a glorious revival of a musical that had become a bit of a joke. But it sounds like people secretly thought ALB was actually the best of the bunch and they apparently all voted accordingly. He gave a GREAT speech, and I enjoy all the adornments on his suit.

Khaliah Adams

This needed to gain a necklace and lose a few inches on the hem.

Bryce Pinkham, Scarlett Strallen

He has Resting Skeptical Brow -- it's like that in every photo. (He was up for his role as the Arbiter in Chess.) Scarlett's dress is one of my favorites of the night -- it fits her like an absolute dream.

Willow Hart, Jameson Hart and Carey Hart

Pink's fam must have been SO proud. I guess Willow is really into theater, and Pink was worried about doing this and crossing over too far into her realm, but Willow was all for it. She's growing up so fast!

Maria-Christina Oliveras

Great dress, and even greater lipstick, an opinion that will surprise exactly no one.

Darren Criss and Mia Swier

They look slick, but having feathers poking out of your arms all night must be so annoying? I would ask a bird, but they won't answer me.

Celia Rose Gooding

The metallic elements are sort of interesting, but it didn't feel like anyone was committed enough to that idea.

Georgina Chapman (in Marchesa) and Adrien Brody

He always looks like he's in the middle of an allergy attack.

Danielle, Meg, Anika, June: Sparkly Metallics at the Tonys

It's a good lineup.