Jon Hamm is making some version of this face in many of the pics out of Cannes today. He LOVES the South of France! (I cannot blame him. It seems fun!)

It DOES look fun. This snap is a bit of a mish-mosh, but I really wanted you to see Greg Tarzan Davis's beautiful salmon-colored tux in full. All the Top Guns showed up very well turned-out this evening.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (12944889hl) Lewis Pullman, Greg Tarzan Davis, Christopher McQuarrie, Jay Ellis, Miles Teller, Glen Powell, Jon Hamm and Danny Ramirez 'Top Gun: Maverick' premiere, 75th Cannes Film Festival, France - 18 May 2022

planes!

They do.

Jennifer Connelly (in Louis Vuitton) and Tom Cruise

I think this LV number is superb on Connelly. She looks like the modern version of a medieval queen.

Jennifer Connelly (in Louis Vuitton)

It's so striking, I pulled two very similar pictures so you could see it twice.

Tom Cruise

Tom looks like Tom; additionally, Tom Cruise is an actor who almost always knows what to do with his hands in these shots. (The answer, for men, is this, or shooting your cuffs, if you have to do something. DO NOT PUT YOUR HANDS IN YOUR PANTS POCKETS IN A TUX IN PHOTOS.)

Miles Teller and wife Keleigh Sperry

Miles Teller looks very dashing and also like he knows where to get a sloe gin fizz in this town. I've decided Keleigh Sperry is a boat shoe heiress, mostly because I love the idea of someone being a boat shoe heiress, and of course, there is no more iconic boat shoe than a Sperry.

Jay Ellis and Glen Powell

I truly didn't want to deprive you of too many men in suits.

Viola Davis in Alexander McQueen

Viola looks stunning; this has a perfect Belle from Beauty and the Beast vibe, and I DO believe Viola Davis would appreciate a library ladder.

Elle Fanning in Armani Prive

This is likewise fantastically princess-y. I love the small, bejeweled bow in her hair.

Eva Longoria in Cristina Ottaviano

Tonight, Eva Longoria plays the role of DISCO BALL.

Katherine Langford in Valentino

This color is stunning, as usual. This might be a tiny bit overwhelming on her? Also -- and I've never put these words in this order before -- her formal bra top might need a hoik.

Aishwarya Rai in Dolce & Gabbana

She is gorgeous, of course, but this D&G number feels a bit messy to me. It looks like a rain tarp has started to slide off a parade float.

Kat Graham in Dior

She's there as a L'Oreal ambassador, which feels right. This is pleasantly foofy.

Pom Klementieff

This isn't very Cannes-y, but it IS very Top Gun.

Didi Stone in Versace

She sort of looks like a sofa that came to life in a Pixar movie, but it's a FANTASTIC and GLAMOROUS sofa, and a character which will become an icon and a highly collectable action figure. People will come out of this movie saying things like, "OMG, I LOVED Sofa!!!"

Jessica Wang in Nicolas Jebran

This is Sofa's friend, Curtains, who are also popular but not quite as beloved as Sofa.

Adriana Lima in Balmain

In case you are wondering, Adriana Lima is pregnant. Somewhere in Barbados, Rihanna peacefully ate another bonbon.

Andre Lemmers and Adriana Lima

They took SO MANY pics like this and....we get it. The Top Gun: Maverick Cannes red carpet is your personal Vanity Fair cover shot location. Mazel tov.

Sasha Luss

This is LITERALLY granny panties and a blazer that you dressed up with some formal mesh. Cannes!!

Liza Koshy

This would be so stunning if it were lined.

India Sasha

A tiny bit of fiddling and we all could have believed that this dress was made of her hair, at least for one quick moment.

Emilia Schule in Gucci

The folks at Gucci suddenly realized they HAD to stop watching so much Flying Nun.

Iris Mittenaere and Diego El Glaoui

As formal bikini tops go, this is a good one.

Tallia Storm in Yanina Couture

And while I don't love the weird mid-boob-bedazzling (boobdazzling?), this dress is really fab.

Chelsea Harris in RVNG

This is a real party dress.

Grace Elizabeth

I wonder if this would be more striking on someone with different coloring.

Blanca Blanco

She often looks very over the top, but this isn't particularly OTT to me. It might just be...TT? She looks good.

Rochelle Humes in Celia Kritharioti

I love her earrings and I do NOT love that we seem to be entering a period of One Boob Out.

Frederique Bel

This is....a mess.

Toni Garrn and Alex Pettyfer

She looks beautiful, and I sincerely forgot he was alive. I DEFINITELY forgot they were married.

Chanel Iman

This looked SO much better in motion on her Instagram than it does here. (It looks fine here! Just more underwhelming.)

Natalia Kapchuk

It's not Cannes if someone isn't wearing a butterfly.

Adriana Karembeu

This is pretty striking.

Jasmine Tookes in Tony Ward

This is beautiful AND help maintain your personal space.

Leonie Hanne

This one is ALSO useful for maintaining personal space!

Josephine Skriver in Tony Ward

Gorgeous. I'm so glad Tony Ward is starting to get more play.

Meriem Uzerli

What you don't know is that this dress is full of snacks!

Jwana Karim

This is glamorous and fun. More sunglasses on the Cannes red carpet!

'Sveva Alviti

There is a fine line between "fashionably oversized" and "too big" and I think this crosses it.

Victoria Hervey

Fulfilling the brief of "extremely covered but also with visible nipples."

'Top Gun: Maverick' photocall

The Top Gun crew also SHOWED UP for the photocall; all these stylists are nailing the Chic Man Suit thing.

Glen Powell and Jay Ellis

We actually didn't get a ton of shots of the men on their own other than the group one; both Glen and Jay look really cool.

Jennifer Connelly (in Louis Vuitton) and Tom Cruise

Is this a little autumnal for Jennifer?

Jennifer Connelly

The detailing on this textile is really cool, though.

Top Gun: Maverick Had Its Big Shiny Cannes Moment

And Jon Hamm, at least, has NEVER been happier.